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The whole point of adulthood is to embrace the little weirdo they tried to beat out of you

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๐ŸŽฏ๐ŸŽฏ

06.03.2026 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 25740 ๐Ÿ” 9291 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 849 ๐Ÿ“Œ 373

Careful, Bill Clinton might get aroused.
#FamilyGuy

06.03.2026 20:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AHEM... FAIRLY winning!

05.03.2026 22:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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it is a black and white drawing of snoopy standing on his head . ALT: it is a black and white drawing of snoopy standing on his head .

IYKYK

05.03.2026 22:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Grandpa Maiola was a bookie.
Grandpa Gentile worked for the Chicago water works.

05.03.2026 21:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Title of next book; "Unicorn, Where's My Car?"

05.03.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They named a new hairdresser.

05.03.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"The highest known form of life in the universe is man. The lowest known form of life in the universe is a self-proclaimed radical leftist who still buys Harry Potter merchandise because they 'know how to separate the art from the artist'."

#RedDwarf
#FuckTERFs
@danasimpson.com

05.03.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@danacorn.bsky.social

05.03.2026 03:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 47 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Why not Obama?

05.03.2026 03:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

.... People have relationships with Raiders fans?

04.03.2026 23:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look on the bright side; Somehow, somewhere, Kyle A. Carrozza is pounding his fat little fists on the floor crying over how unfair it all is.

04.03.2026 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#TransRights
#FuckTERFs

04.03.2026 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But they don't recognize same-sex marriage.

04.03.2026 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NO chocolate is worth THAT!

04.03.2026 01:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*COUGH*Epstein*COUGH*

04.03.2026 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lot of people are going to be coming forth saying they were wrong and begging forgiveness.

Fuck them, they had their chance, they showed us who they are.

When a snake sheds its skin, it doesn't stop being a snake, it just becomes a bigger one.

03.03.2026 21:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#TransRights
#FuckTERFs

03.03.2026 16:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

........... Shit.

03.03.2026 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm adulting like a motherfucker lately.

03.03.2026 03:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spite.
It's all they have left.

03.03.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

.... Come in orange?

03.03.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, you refused to vote for Harris over Gaza? Check THIS out, hippie!

01.03.2026 04:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gee, I'd really hate to be a Boomer right now, having to wait for Bill Maher to tell me what to think about all this.

28.02.2026 16:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of the joker 's face with the words " and " next to him ALT: a close up of the joker 's face with the words " and " next to him

#Iran

28.02.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@danacorn.bsky.social

Okay, seriously now...
"Lady Madonna"...
Beatles or Fats Domino?

27.02.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ROB GRANT - 1955-2026

26.02.2026 22:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They knew EXACTLY what they were doing and should be ASHAMED of themselves!

25.02.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@danacorn.bsky.social Remember this guy?

24.02.2026 23:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wildcat from "Talespin"
Spectrum or no?

24.02.2026 23:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0