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Romantic words for romantic raccs:
I'd give you a ring, but the ones on your tail are more beautiful than any I could buy
It's because of her that I chitter and chirr
I'd trim my claws to hold you close in my paws
If I can only dream of one place, it's next to you and the mask on your face
Ooohhh~
The alcohol is setting in… I’m already on stage 3 of the beer, so I can’t read this comment properly
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I bring a kind of “uninterested in the alcohol but will take home the twisty metal thing that comes off the top of the big bottle” energy to the party
UGH there was a TYPO. I can’t even blame the alcohol for this.
Graphite drawing on paper, 6x8 inches A raccoon stands squinting in the middle of a snowy landscape, wearing a scarf and a pair of mittens. Both his fur and scarf are being blown harshly by the wintery winds. Someone please invite this poor critter inside for tea and cookies. In the top middle of the image is text that reads "wimdy"
heckin
Wow they're all so goooood! ✨
Great so see others giving them out :)
Oh my gosh, I'm losing my mind at the little figurines and the stuffed Tenax and Barnaby!!!! That's the sweetest thing I've ever seen 😭
And it's always my pleasure to send something over to you guys. That they're enjoyed is all I could ever hope for :)
I'm glad you like the sticker! I spent a long while trying to find just the right ones this year.
And that piece of art really takes me back! Mero just has that really cool look about him, but then again, how could anyone dislike a Vulpera :P
I'm pleased to make your acquaintance. I had hoped you'd help me in this unsavory matter in which my savory property was snatched
My residence and cookie jar are open to you but I only know of one loon, my Uncle Barktholomew. He's quite unusual and will take your left sock but I can bring him along
I'm glad you liked the little treat! They're one of my favorites :)
I've also been checking my mailbox everyday just in case you've mailed the meatballs. Wouldn't want them to stay in there too long and go bad, ya know.
The pinecones!
The blanket!!
The little LEGO Rocket!!
You’re meeting all my woodland-friend standards🌲
Premium sounds so nice but I’m already getting bled dry by like 3 other subscription services 😵💫
Ad blocker helps when I’m on pc, but not my phone. And nothing makes me want to angrily throw pinecones than when an ad comes on during my Studio Ghibli soft rain playlist
The dish cloth hangs on the other side of the room and I was afraid to turn my back on the scary ads in case they attack when I’m not looking.
Was washing dishes so I couldn’t even take them off because my hands were all wet and soapy 😵💫
I was stuck in the world’s most mundane episode of Black Mirror.
Got some new headphones and experiencing the noise cancellation feature was actually incredible… until my Twitch stream stopped and it was just me, the VOID, and ad 1 of 9
A behind the scenes thread for the making of the Christmas cards for 2025...
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I have some extras and can whip one up for ya real fast if you'd like lol
Don't tempt him, Roudy! Emmett just got back from deleting himself and he's wild enough to do it again at a moment's notice.
If you double dunk the raccoon into the digital void, it'll make him lose a ring off his tail or somethin
It’s okay I’m fine 🥲
That was our first interaction haha oh no my heart.
That’s okay!
But the long-standing truce between our peoples has thus been broken so war is now on the horizon.
Merry Christmas! 😊
Oh never mind! I see you’ve already filled one out. Thank you Mr. Squirrel/ Raccoon/ Creature/ sir!
Okay I’ll close it back up for now. @scurrow.bsky.social just DM me when you’re ready.
I really am running low on supplies lol
The form making machine was closed but I can give it another kick to see if it can take in ooone more
HNG HUFF CHIRR!
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*bang bang… chugga chugga chugga*
It’s going! It’s going! Hurry!!
There might be some fuel left in this machine. Let me give it a little smack to try and get it working for one more
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Picture of a paper back book titled: Raccoons are the Brightest People by Sterling North. The front cover shows a raccoon, who looks to be smiling, on a tree. All of his raccoon friends must be very jealous. Bottom text reads: The delightful bestseller by the author of Rascal. "A one of a kind book... a sure winner." BOSTON HERALD
On the inside of the hardcover edition of the book is an illustrated map featuring multiple trees, houses, and ponds. On the bottom left corner is are the words: A place fit for raccoons.
A page with one sentence in the middle that says: To the one girl and the many raccoons in my life.
Came across the absolute best book in my eBay recommendations yesterday.
A perfect last minute gift for that special raccoon in your life
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It's okay, if need be, I can steal them in the dead of night like any self-respecting raccoon. But I wouldn't say no to a cup of tea afterwards, in person or mailed
Caught me off guard too! haha
Didn't expect to be forcibly drafted into your family and notified by means of cookie, but maybe that's what the Christmas story is all about 🎄✨
I’m sorry @coopertom.bsky.social but it is now my life’s mission to acquire this cookie.
It’s my white whale.
The one ring.
A blue carbuncle.
The crunchy corner piece of a brownie.
Destiny has called and I didn’t let it go to voicemail.
Okay hear me out.
A loofah... made of leaves.
A leafah. 🧼🍂
