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J. MF Grant

@deadcoil

Cartoonist. Author. Survivalist. Gun nut. Religion geek. Bug nerd. Leftist. Doomer Elder. Goth Old Man. If you're MAGA, please get fucked to death. https://www.youtube.com/@urbansurvival2024 https://www.youtube.com/@new_elysium_homestead

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Give them a depleted uranium Beholder statue.

08.03.2026 00:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those kids would be really mad if they thought a fair and free election would ever happen again.

07.03.2026 05:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm more worried that Trump is going to order a tac nuke strike on Tehran, in the next few days.

Not a strategic nuke, a smaller tactical one.

The international community will still get really fucking pissed at us over it.

07.03.2026 04:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude looks like he got that coat by literally yanking the pelt off a living Grizzly bear he was fighting.

06.03.2026 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 17:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A wise man I know continually reminds of this:

It's not a World War without the majority of the world mobilizing militaries.

We are not there yet.

That said... we're sliding closer. I don't like this one bit.

06.03.2026 17:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It WAS the rampage. It was just at one restaurant.

06.03.2026 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kids, we were.

06.03.2026 06:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From Gavin Newsom. ๐Ÿ˜‚

06.03.2026 05:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2551 ๐Ÿ” 692 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 183 ๐Ÿ“Œ 47
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Don't mind me, about to go to bed and trying to clear hard drive space by deleting old photos that don't matter.

Anyway, here's me with Spike of Spike and Mike at SDCC after the show was over and I ran into him in the smoke break area.

06.03.2026 06:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The next morning was one of the top 5 most hung over I've ever been.

06.03.2026 06:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And then there was the time we met @robdenbleyker.com and the rest of the C&H crew by tearing an Italian restaurant the FUCK UP until 3 in the goddamned morning.

Memmreeeeeeeez...

06.03.2026 06:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm an old man, I can't keep all these usernames straight no more.

06.03.2026 06:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@seananmcguire.bsky.social hanging out in the back.

06.03.2026 06:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was the last rad SDCC we had, I figure. Right before COVID.

06.03.2026 06:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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[going back through old archived photos on my comp]

Oh, now THERE was a dinner. @sonney.com @tkingfisher.com and a few others.

06.03.2026 05:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All 4 of these meetings happened in different cities across the nation. So I get that he might have thought I was stalking him. It was pure happenstance every time.

06.03.2026 05:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The next two times, I didn't introduce myself, because I didn't want to make it more weird.

06.03.2026 05:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've run into Ron Jeremy 4 times in my life. The first time was at a strip club in the 1990s. We had drinks and chatted pretty far into the night. The second time was at a comics convention, and he seemed weirded out that we'd met before and he recognized me.

06.03.2026 05:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me with a hotmail address to this day.

06.03.2026 05:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank ya jeezis

06.03.2026 04:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jeezus christ almighty, can ah git an amenn?

06.03.2026 02:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The more of the population in any area that's prepared for 14 days without water or food, the better it is for everyone when a disaster or emergency strikes in that area.

06.03.2026 02:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"But I can't afford that!" Yes, yes you can. I did an entire video series about doing this on the cheap, or even for free. It's doable. Yes, even if you're disabled. Yes, even if you're old.

06.03.2026 02:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously, y'all, I'm not saying get gas masks, iodine tablets, and guns. I'm saying make sure you have 14-21 days worth of water or food stored.

This isn't a big ask, and I'm saying to get this done now while it's still relatively easy.

And get to know your neighbors.

06.03.2026 02:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So at this point congress is useless. Absolutely like tits on a porcupine. Jail all of them.

06.03.2026 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't care about the actor himself being a right wing prick. Firefly requires Jayne.

05.03.2026 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just over 4K here.

Something a lot of folks don't understand is that NM has a LOT of elevation and planting zones within. We're in 7b/8a, but y'all are up in the 6s, I reckon.

05.03.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Before anyone asks, no, these were not cancer survivors. The implants were purely cosmetic.

05.03.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interesting.

As of today, I know three women who, before the age of 35, got breast implants. All three of them have now removed the implants. All three regret getting them.

Possibly something younger adults should consider.

05.03.2026 16:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0