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Morgan Johnson

@poormojo

USA Today bestselling author. Book cover artist. He/Him

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Wow wild it's almost like Israel is an apartheid state...

07.03.2026 06:22 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A photo of an elephant getting dressed up to be a Bantha in Star Wars (1977)

07.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I haven't seen it since it came out!

06.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly compared to actual Detroit in 1988, it seemed hopeful.

06.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i saw a thing recently that was like, if you see the light on someone’s glasses that indicates they’re filming, show the camera a photo of the isis flag and the meta user will immediately be permabanned. no idea whether that’s accurate but it sure is funny

05.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 442 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3
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Even though it was shot in Dallas, Detroit claims the film and put up a big statue

06.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a really truly excellent choice

06.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is global economic collapse territory. And no one in power is taking it seriously because they’re all too busy preening for the cameras

06.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And also they made children’s cartoons as a spin off!?!

06.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so ahead of its time. I adore it. The director said he was making a myth of the American Jesus, a cop who dies and is resurrected as a tool for the police state

06.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the most fun two minutes you will have all day

06.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

being a carless american is awesome. financial harm caused by rising oil prices won't directly effect me, and secondary effects aren't something we are trained to think about. when the time comes i'll just blame the rising prices i do experience on supernatural causes. maybe goblins

06.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 1751 πŸ” 148 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 4

"claude is alive and has anxiety" do you people hear yourselves??? its a text generator

06.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 187 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 6
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Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/

06.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 3937 πŸ” 1644 πŸ’¬ 124 πŸ“Œ 521
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

06.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 9240 πŸ” 2667 πŸ’¬ 160 πŸ“Œ 310
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counterpoint from FTπŸ˜…

06.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a little confused because the economists on my timeline are like β€œoh yeah we’re facing a generational energy crisis because Trump is a madman who started a war he can’t control” while the politicians are like β€œit’s important to make clear we support the troops until it all blows over next week”

06.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 1178 πŸ” 178 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 12

So Trump getting bored and confused and wandering away from the war is an β€œunconditional surrender from Iran”?

06.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A bumper sticker reads β€œif one more person mentions ai to me I’m going to drive off a goddamn cliff”

A bumper sticker reads β€œif one more person mentions ai to me I’m going to drive off a goddamn cliff”

I love my neighborhood

06.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

β€’Clean up your email inbox (badly)
β€’Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
β€’Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
β€’Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

06.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 4699 πŸ” 1014 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 9

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

06.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 12246 πŸ” 2625 πŸ’¬ 300 πŸ“Œ 165
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Also, when you ask @attackerman.bsky.social why everything is awful, you have to let him cook

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Feels like β€œhow do we enforce court orders against heavily armed lawless Nazis who work for the government β€œ is going to be the pressing question for the US for the next little bit

06.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Joe Rogan and J Edgar Goober looking like a couple of fidgets

Joe Rogan and J Edgar Goober looking like a couple of fidgets

Pro photographer tip: shoot short subjects from below their eye level so they don’t look like this

06.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 3
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This is an actual Pentagon press release. β€œAn Army believed to be casualty…the believed to be death”

06.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 1581 πŸ” 354 πŸ’¬ 151 πŸ“Œ 256
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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 10830 πŸ” 1972 πŸ’¬ 106 πŸ“Œ 124

They’re too incurious to even know how screwed they are. It’s maddening. It’s all about vibes and confidence and propaganda because that’s all they know. That and mass murder.

06.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s so fucking stupid. They are all so fucking stupid. This is the end result of boiling American brains in propaganda from Fox for 30 years.

06.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

06.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 5713 πŸ” 1684 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 75