Wow wild it's almost like Israel is an apartheid state...
Wow wild it's almost like Israel is an apartheid state...
A photo of an elephant getting dressed up to be a Bantha in Star Wars (1977)
I haven't seen it since it came out!
Honestly compared to actual Detroit in 1988, it seemed hopeful.
i saw a thing recently that was like, if you see the light on someoneβs glasses that indicates theyβre filming, show the camera a photo of the isis flag and the meta user will immediately be permabanned. no idea whether thatβs accurate but it sure is funny
Even though it was shot in Dallas, Detroit claims the film and put up a big statue
This is a really truly excellent choice
This is global economic collapse territory. And no one in power is taking it seriously because theyβre all too busy preening for the cameras
And also they made childrenβs cartoons as a spin off!?!
Itβs so ahead of its time. I adore it. The director said he was making a myth of the American Jesus, a cop who dies and is resurrected as a tool for the police state
This is the most fun two minutes you will have all day
being a carless american is awesome. financial harm caused by rising oil prices won't directly effect me, and secondary effects aren't something we are trained to think about. when the time comes i'll just blame the rising prices i do experience on supernatural causes. maybe goblins
"claude is alive and has anxiety" do you people hear yourselves??? its a text generator
Letβs talk about Graham Platnerβs Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/
counterpoint from FTπ
Iβm a little confused because the economists on my timeline are like βoh yeah weβre facing a generational energy crisis because Trump is a madman who started a war he canβt controlβ while the politicians are like βitβs important to make clear we support the troops until it all blows over next weekβ
So Trump getting bored and confused and wandering away from the war is an βunconditional surrender from Iranβ?
A bumper sticker reads βif one more person mentions ai to me Iβm going to drive off a goddamn cliffβ
I love my neighborhood
These are the 4 things AI can do well:
β’Clean up your email inbox (badly)
β’Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
β’Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
β’Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26
NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%
Also, when you ask @attackerman.bsky.social why everything is awful, you have to let him cook
Feels like βhow do we enforce court orders against heavily armed lawless Nazis who work for the government β is going to be the pressing question for the US for the next little bit
Joe Rogan and J Edgar Goober looking like a couple of fidgets
Pro photographer tip: shoot short subjects from below their eye level so they donβt look like this
This is an actual Pentagon press release. βAn Army believed to be casualtyβ¦the believed to be deathβ
Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success
Theyβre too incurious to even know how screwed they are. Itβs maddening. Itβs all about vibes and confidence and propaganda because thatβs all they know. That and mass murder.
Heβs so fucking stupid. They are all so fucking stupid. This is the end result of boiling American brains in propaganda from Fox for 30 years.
In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.