just a lil’ guy

i’m on a real apricot jam kick lately. other jams can get lost! (until i change my mind)

men are so lucky i’m around

i’m baking bread for a man today

i don’t think you’d make a lot of money off this idea, but you would gain my respect

your boss is cool as hell

i’m watching the x-files and they’re doing research on microfiche! how charming is microfiche, i miss those days 🥲

watched this last night, absolute nightmare fuel. its multicam/social media angle works so well for found footage and it strikes the right balance of scares and light character moments. kind of a banger!

stoned watching Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum for the first time and i’m far too distracted by how beautiful Wi Ha-joon is

‪not that i have ever, or would ever, or like for example will again on Tuesday night or anything ‬

when the sub in Pillion showed up at his Sir’s house to find a list of chores to do — now that’s representation right there 🥺

a mostly incoherent mess of a movie that feels very of its time, complete with traumatic childhood backstory! asylum! sorority girls! burn victim turned prime suspect! insane twist! (i actually did like it though, tons of fun even when it’s aimless and ridiculous. great lead!)

furious that it’s 10:52am when it should really be 9:52am

i find her charming but BOOT she should’ve been lip syncing (for the second week in a row btw)

and nobody can convince me Kenya was top two on that stage, get outta here

i HATE when the show has no claws. “oh everyone did good we won’t eliminate anyone tonight” stfu i’m turning off my tv

a group of minions are standing next to each other and they are laughing and saying yay ALT: a group of minions are standing next to each other and they are laughing and saying yay

RuPaul Charles: “To help us make our decision…”
Me:

legitimately exciting direction/cliffhanger for a season two. it’ll always be a mixed bag, but this was a big and welcome surprise

by the way, The Beauty is the best thing Ryan Murphy’s done in the horror space in years. that’s not saying much and it’s uneven and stupid like all his other horror stuff, but there’s a lot of fun in there, too, and some rather engaging plots and legitimately decent body horror.

i have to trim down my forest of chest hair soon and ugh… unpaid domestic labor is so undervalued.

no it’s beautiful

i can show you 🫦

you know what they mean

oh i see the username. funny name, good skill! also 👯

idk which one are you?

i could demonstrate

i lived in Montreal for 5 months in 2019 and i hold that near and dear

“boilet” remains the funniest sexual term, followed closely by “cuck” and then “sapiosexual”

ok yay!

in honor of Kristi Noem, everyone slap your dumbest enemy. hit em hard.

having an intense craving for butter tarts (a thing i eat 1 of every 2 years or so)