Wolding

I’ll blur your name better next time

I wish I grew up as a late boomer.
They took it all and left no crumbs.

what could go wrong?!

I’m thinking Oscar Nuñez… this is a dark comedy.

Who’s your first casting choice for the biopic?

gonna be pissed if there’s no Fellini homage in this opening ceremony at Milano Cortina 2026

It's Nate Burleson on the CBS postgame show wearing a Paddington-ass hat.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1778

Welsh corgi.

So sick of this ai shit, bro…

TV news talking head: “something something war crimes… JAG OFFicer…”

me: *giggles*

Toxic response is to do the same…

Or, if he’s lame, Sun City Center.

Does Tampa Sr live in The Villages?

It’s tradition for the old colors. Throwback rules. The team calls it “Culverhousing”

When is Griftmas over again?

“We could build dorms… or commission a bronze idol and make students rent rooms at the HoJo.”

when you get booted from one pcp for being a dick and you hold a grudge for decades

Traitor FL SG completely ignoring how BIG VACCINE gave my dog autism… and it’s not even the “good” kind. hashtagwhataboutmydogtism

cracker barrel pr dept: announce relaunch of jarts

My business phone number only exists for spam calls now.

How many of these masked ICE agents couldn’t breathe 4 years ago?

Ooo… I like the term “snipe signs”. I’ll start grabbing them, too.

What was on The Ocho?
there’s maths happening

Sounds like she missed the train to Mars… is she out back counting stars?

Khanda actually sounds like a car model name.

self-destruct set to “gradual”

It’s the Rebel Alliance logo from Star Wars

yes 🤣

“application rejected by space force… guess I’ll join the rebel alliance”

photo of a tesla rebadged with maserati emblem. air force vanity license plate

haven’t seen this model Maserati before…
😎
#maserati