You have my full permission to post Bella stickers around the city. Social media is only 60% real and I'll forget I said this as soon as I close Bsky
20.08.2025 13:23
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You have my full permission to post Bella stickers around the city. Social media is only 60% real and I'll forget I said this as soon as I close Bsky
Chas Addams drawing of a bunch of sad people at a movie theater, except for Uncle Fester, who's smiling in delight
Okay prompt time
Which objectively very sad movie turns you into Uncle Fester here?
Thank you Santa, I knew you were listening
*taking notes on my girlfriend*
She get's giddily excited in the presence of milk and has indicated that Oreos would be a welcome addition
I will use this to curry favor with her :3
Who's playing this with me
I answer all phone calls cuz I like to fuck with scammers and also cuz I have creditors that like to remind me I'm in debt
In tha icedland straight up bjorking it,, and by it, lets just says..
Lowkey I don't know enough about Björk to finish this joke
Pictured: mirror selfie of Bella, her tits are out and she's wearing a collar, text says "local hot girl hates job, loves being naked, tap in if you would pay her to be naked and maybe see her naked"
Heartbreaking: hot girl hates har job, loves being naked! Would you help her be naked more and at work less?? Buy her nudes or just send her money for being hot and naked?
Breaking: Donald Trump signs executive order banning transgender ghosts from haunting White House
Common Stephen A dub
@dotrook.bsky.social certainly the answer is yes
Traits of Fascism from Umberto Eco's Ur-Fascism 1) the cult of tradition 2) the rejection of rationalism 3) the cult of action, distrust of intellectualism 4) the rejection of analytical criticism 5) the appeal against the intruders 6) the appeal to frustrated/fearful middle class 7) the obsession with a plot against the people 8) the building-up & tearing-down of national enemies 9) the principle of permanent struggle 10) mass elitism - nationality as ultimate privilege 11) the cult of heroic death 12) machismo 13) notion that leader incarnates the will of the people 14) newspeak
In lieu of spilling all of my emotions about today on social media, I'll just share Eco's Traits of Fascism
You should come over for dinner some time!
I wish I had the money to be a snob. I'd be so good at being a dick about stuff
The only thing stopping me from shitting in the street is the lack of available toilet paper, I like these pants
coveralls+tied off around the waist+slutty little tank top+cute lesbian+broad shoulders. repost. you agree
Trying to rizz a girl with a blood kink
“Ya know, my gums bleed when I floss”
my world famous album MY STUPID HEART LIKE A SNOWGLOBE FULL OF BLOOD, for your listening pleasure 💕
marymarychic.bandcamp.com/album/my-stu...
Luke Streetfighter is totally Sonic Hedgehogs son, I’m certain of it
Split straight down the middle, Red Juni and Blue Juni regenerate from their respective halves and immediately being play fighting like puppies, it is unclear which is the evil one cuz they’re both pretty feisty
It would, it just happens to be categorically untrue
My favorite is that 95% of all croutons distributed for commercial sale come from one warehouse in north Florida
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I currently have several long-running bits that consist of telling people entirely false facts and stats from the food service/production logistics industry because they assume I know more than them (which I do)
Social contagion but it’s for trans girls going straight
You’re just saying that to get attention
This is the best thing I’ve ever said and I’ll keep reskeeting it until it gets the attention it deservves
The pendant is telling me to take that cop’s gun
Make the box furry
I thought that was the fun part