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That night, post movie, I dropped my iPhone and cracked the screen, and even that was a better experience.

It’s easily the worst movie of the entire Skywalker Saga. Pointless, inexplicable, macguffen-based nonsense. It wasted every ounce of potential that permeated The Last Jedi in favor of fan service to please the WORST people on the entire Internet. I could only bear to watch it once.

My favorite Internet content is people randomly hating on The Rise of Skywalker.

“It was nice to meet ya
Cause now I finally see
I’m not gonna change for people that weren’t meant for me
Now the sun is shining
And the grass is green
I can now enjoy the life that is right in front of me”

I was mad about the disallowed goal and furious when Palace conceded, but I should have never doubted the narrative. It was just granting them hope before immediately and heartlessly snatching it from their grasp. 😂

IF both things happen

This now has the potential to one of the funniest match days of all time.

Remember when Florian Wirtz’s clearly offside goal was allowed to stand because of “margins”? And now Palace is having goals ruled out because of someone’s face.

Tottenham truly are the gift that keeps on giving.

Yet they would still find a way to lose, because they’re Spurs.

Apparently Tottenham have determined their only path forward is to simply take out everyone on the other team.

I wish riches upon you both so that you can have the same experience.

😂😂😂

When I was in New Zealand, I refused to buy a replica of Sting because I could not imagine mounting it on a wall in my apartment. Two years later, I’m building massive LOTR LEGO sets and using them to decorate my apartment. Life comes at you fast. 😂

I’m having significant difficulty not buying Barad-dûr and Minas Tirith.

It’s well worth every penny. I have zero how I would ever transport/move it, but it’s just so fucking cool.

Ok fine I’ll do it

Four days of building later and I still cannot quite believe how amazing the LEGO Rivendell set is. Intricate, massive, and preposterously detailed.

But that loss put Spurs even closer to relegation, so, in reality, you did the world of football a service.

Thank you for your service!!

Arsenal win, City drop points to Forest, Villa Unai-ing, Liverpool hilarious, Spurs very much in a relegation battle. Long live the Barclay’s.

Another day, another Arsenal match where we take the lead and then immediately start playing like we are down a man.

“That’s pretty stupid though isn’t it?”

“What?”

“Needing something bad to happen to make you do the thing you should have done all along?”

“I’m not so sure it matters how you get there. You’ve just gotta hope that when you do it’s not too late.”

What UGA is doing against Bama right now is giving me PTSD to Kansas NCAA Tournaments past.

Liverpool corners, yeah. No ones complaining apparently

Crazy to watch Liverpool take corner kicks the “right” way, which in no way, shape, or form looks any different from the way Arsenal take them. Their delivery is just shit. Pearl-clutching of the highest order. 😂

He’s also a POS, which doesn’t help.

I didn’t pass out during my blood draw. Please clap.

I’m a lawyer, I exist for pedantry. 😂

How dare you semantics with me. 😂 Largely, I just mean that STI testing should be free to prevent the transfer of communicable diseases and preventative in terms of ensuring people have an easy pathway to diagnostics and, thus, preventative transmission.