Matty

Booking a tattoo appointment to feel something (joy)

drinking wine and watching yaoi :)

This is hard journalism

Eating hard boiled eggs like a traitor rn

This would cure me

excited to announce that I am out of ideas

“You’re gonna feel a little pressure” uh yup yes definitely

I just got my wisdom teeth pulled and the cracking noises my teeth made were wild

some of you are getting bread AND circuses???

Incredible AND I still want to see the words “gay husband” on the front

And where are the Valentine’s Day cards for my gay husband, huh?

It can get lower!

I read it and the sequel this weekend because I just couldn’t put them down! Great character building and such a comforting story

Oomf now pictured @alolan9tails.bsky.social

Bloomfs to irl oomfs 🥰

Ya know let me test it!

I’m suddenly sooooo much better

Happy Friday king 🥰

I’m smote right back!

I was feeling that sunbeam ✨

@alolan9tails posing with his tongue out in a mirror selfie wearing black 3 inch inseam shorts

Anyway I love my tiny little shorts :)

I’m sooooooo not your little sycophant

😘

You called?

I just finished The Overstory by Richard Powers and recommend it! As a climate scientist, it’s wild to think about the biodiversity that existed when my parents were kids in the 70s that totally disappeared by my lifetime— this book wove a theme of loss in a very human way while still offering hope

Will 2026 be the year I figure out Twitch?

Happy new year, I genuinely hope 2026 will be a really healing year for everyone ✨

Happy new year!

I’m honestly thinking about it all the time

There’s still six hours left, but my 2025 resolution was to count how many times I sneezed this year, and I’m going to call it at 384 sneezes