I keep wanting to call him Markwayne Garywayne, like the rapist/cult leader/karate enthusiast from "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt."
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I keep wanting to call him Markwayne Garywayne, like the rapist/cult leader/karate enthusiast from "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt."
OMG IS IT RUMOURS?
I am once again asking why we simply accept that an adult man goes by “Markwayne”
having a secretary of a bullshit american agency named markwayne actually feels exactly right
It really is!
Ignore the stupid central conflict (Claudio won't marry Hero because he thinks she's been defiled, so she pretends to be dead) and just enjoy the Beatrice/Benedick banter.
Much Ado About Nothing. I've read it a few times, seen several film versions, and saw a scrappy little "punk" production in a black box theater over a London pub (lots of plaid flannel; Beatrice was wearing a Nirvana t-shirt)
Quote from last night's dream: "22% of the economy is beard-ready sports drinks"
(This was said on the radio after the tornadoes made cars explode on State St.)
TORKTORKTORKTORK
Ventorkloquist?
To be fair, if I could push a button and stop Billy Corgan from saying things, I totally would
I love everything about this thread
Raja is an absolutely terrible choice folks.
Tiny De La Desk posted at the breakadawn
they make Donald Rumsfeld look like a strategic genius and he was a dumbass
Excellent news!
Solidarity to my former colleagues at @amlibraryassoc.bsky.social and @amlibraries.bsky.social!
Oh hey, I know some of those cool people!
I need someone to make a nondairy Rainbow Cone for me and my lactose-inolerant gang
Bobby Hill
Spent the afternoon watching Hubbard Street Dance Chicago's Winter Series. Humans are capable of so much beauty, which is a good thing to remember these days.
What a fancy birb!
Operation Big McLarge Huge.
Longhaired calico cat naps on a wicker box in front of a bookcase filled with graphic novels. She has not a care in the world.
Timeline cleanse for #caturday
Operation Epstein Fury
Let the cats put it together
What else even is there to say at this point? Just a whole lot of fuckshit.
Three cheers for the Whistle Goblins!
The right: "the left is coming for your burgers!"
Also the right: "if you want to be able to afford to eat have you considered simply eating one bowl of gruel a day?"
I fucking LOVE Amy Hempel! Also Amy Bloom and Aimee Bender (can't go wrong with Amys). Plus: Lorrie Moore, Deesha Philyaw, Amber Sparks, George Saunders. And Kelly Link, of course!