@downwithdan
Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese, hater of AI He/him ✡️ for a free 🇵🇸 all the dan skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgkoijkucppmxiq5fy/feed/aaaoqltxpri5i Pic by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Ethical War™️
lol they're really doing the meme
PuddingGate
I'm putting together a team
Who among us at one time or another...
not to brag but I can tie a cherry stem using only my cherry stem tying machine
baja blast bidets
omg cuaron is the shiiiiit
The face you make when you been poking someone's boogers
roses are red
violets are ethereal,
Grok is this true
Holy shit you guys I just realized you don't have to be on vacation to have a shower beer. You can absolutely do it at 11pm on a Wednesday night.
[25 seconds into marathon]
lol nope
I'm just saying if it was the end of the world I don't think carrying a sign that says "THE END IS HERE" would be very helpful
stop 👏 penabling 👏 children
now we're talking
what should I slip into
🔘 something more comfortable
🔘 a coma
i’ll be so pissed if it’s me
there may have been some light atrocities
Ain't no rule says a dog can't secure the homeland
hey do veterans like being told they're dumb and woke
Ultimate insult would be to replace noem with air bud
Who is the mist setting on showerheads even for? People who want the experience of being a head of lettuce at the grocery store?
having a secretary of a bullshit american agency named markwayne actually feels exactly right
Corey Lewandowski to begin affair with Markwayne Mullin
Puppies everywhere are celebrating today
Having a shitty day but this helped a lot
I want to see other CEOs eat their products. Google CEO eats a computer. Airbnb CEO eats a pillow
Most of my life has been rage, bitterness, and exhaustion. It's good to have been able to find a place near the end of the Earth to slow down and chill.
I hope you can find that near the end of wherever you are.
In the meantime, enjoy tonight's pelican festival 🪶
I thought we "obliterated" their nuclear capabilities in July but now they're two weeks away?
