Avian Face-Tool 🦡

You know they come straight back in because they live in the house?

Sweet curled up little cat.

Perfect little walnut.

Oh fuck off Theo. I'd never get tired of seeing him punched in the face. #Corrie #CoronationStreet

Albino badger.

Looking forward to the summer when we can see them again. Here's a shot of the albino from last year.

Back view of a cat looking out of a patio door at night.

The badgers have just had most of last night's horrible dinner of mince and rice. Phoebe had her nose virtually against the window watching them. Got a photo but you can't make out the stripey face on the other side for some reason. You'll have to trust me that it was about 3 inches away from her.

Done it. Also paracetamol and codeine.

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I hope not, there's 4 of them.

Not on me.

A human ankle covered in insect bites.

Something had a good old chomp of my ankle. It's the itchiest itch that ever itched. ☹️

Niche!

What a beauty!

Seems to be nothing but bad news on here today, will probably give it a miss.

The World Health Organisation?

Haha!

Also getting ads for catheters designed for disabled women to use at home. So they suddenly think I'm a paraplegic Muslim living in Essex. It's probably the surveillance state trying to lull me into a false sense of security.

I'd have been better off if I had been, t'was the mince what ruined it. If I'd stuck to brown rice spinach and peas I'd have been laughing.

Why have I cooked myself such a horrible dinner? I am an international budgie of mystery indeed.

They must be very bored tracking me.

It thinks I manage payrolls now.

Suddenly, about a week ago, I started getting ads on Facebook which weren't targeted at me. Funeral plans for Asian people, driveways for people living in Essex, that kind of thing. Not a single thing designed to appeal to me. It's bloody strange.

What does it do to my contacts?

Because I'm lazy.

The scratch was an artistic statement.

Asked my Amazon echo to play John Cage and the bloody thing just ignored me for nearly five minutes.

A sunny day would be just the ticket now. I think most of us need cheering up.

I've just remembered the weirdest news story from the town I was living in a decade ago. Three separate human feet were found in a local park, over the course of a few months. Police investigated and announced 'nothing to be worried about, they're probably from somebody's private collection.'

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Is it Be Nice To Beaky Day?

He had them, he just didn't notice.