Ohio Todd

He definitely has a prion disease, right?

Trump degrowth accelerationist arc

The tone of the thing was just... disappointed

He can play gay slave owners too

The fellas at the hardware store this morning were talking about their regret for supporting Trump.

Seems like a bad sign for republicans, people talking openly about it in this R+20 county

Bodycam video contradicts ICE claims in fatal shooting of U.S. citizen Ruben Ray Martinez in Texas Video of last year's fatal shooting of Ruben Ray Martinez obtained by CBS News appears to contradict claims that Martinez was shot by an ICE agent because he "accelerated" and "intentionally ran over"...

DHS claimed "an ICE agent had fired 'defensive shots' into Martinez's vehicle after Martinez 'intentionally ran over' another agent."

But body cam video now "shows that Martinez's vehicle, a blue Ford Fusion, was stationary or going at a very low rate of speed when he was fatally shot."

We built this set for Christmas of '24

My 6 yo already built a small cargo ship and container crane, it's pretty fun

I see dudes be like “loud pipes save lives” then go lane splitting doing 55 in a 35 while wearing Levi’s jeans, a Big Dog Dad t-shirt, no gloves, and rocking a quarter face helmet that just barely meets DOT safety standards like, brother, The Pipes Are Not Going To Save You

I'd also like to nominate "SPECS OFFENDERS". Thank you, I yield my time.

I planned to share my report on the body cam footage early next week when I learned that a DC news station had obtained some of the footage as a result of my lawsuit and they were going to scoop me. After working on this for a year, I couldn't let that happen. Published 2 mins before they aired :)

This whips

These are the smartest kids on earth. They're winners. This is the true Art of the Deal. They let Trump write books about business and he lost money on gambling. Is it wrong to open a lemonade stand next to a construction site? It is not. Supply and demand baby. Get. That. Paper.

Hell yeah

Oh hey it's the guy from Home Movies

He's yelling at the dumbass Fox News guy. Definitely starting to feel the heat. Will it matter? Who knows, but he's not comfy right now and that makes me feel good.

fuck this world

No, lmao

Automatic electric beltline railway

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

Folks in health care: DO NOT FUCKING WEAR THESE-**ESPECIALLY** IN PATIENT CARE AREAS!

If I ever catch a colleague wearing these, I am reporting them to management, the state, whatever press outlets I can, and to the patient & their family.

I do not care who it pisses off. Just fucking DO NOT.

I've got two moods

Horny 🥵 Salad 🥗

The reason you so many of the most annoying Twitter Politics guys are sticking by Platner has nothing to do with the candidate or policy and more to do with the fact that they can never have been wrong. I was excited about him for a bit and now I am not. Very easy thing to say if you are normal.

Each one of these strikes is a war crime.

tell me how I’m supposed to be against gambling when things like this exist

I was concerned when it lost it's crt

They were out in force last night

My frogs are out of hand

We do a lot of stir fries.
I also like it as a slaw and mini ones quartered in soups

A WILDLY rich & successful person got angry at me & sent me a podcast by him & said “You need to listen to this” after I did a post that was like “It’s bad to vaporize Gazan children.” Fuckin toolbag