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Stop 👏 listening 👏 to 👏 people 👏 afraid 👏 of 👏 eating 👏 carbohydrates

Guess I'm going out the way I came in

Wearing yellow shorts was WILD

Name a show that caused more breakups?

Y'all gotta chill with the Bigfoot stuff

With or without the eyelids?

Bring back Bully Beatdown

Whose house they serving this at?

Why do enablers always enable the worst people?

Sometimes I feel kinda sad. But then I remember this photo

What song starts playing for you when you turn this on?

Name this Pokémon

When you a very small pink dog who despite your name gets easily frightened, lives in a farmhouse in the Middle of Nowhere, Kansas, just trying to chill with your super sweet owner & her grumpy husband, but the scary monsters, aliens, and supernatural spooky things won't let you

Once upon a time they made a movie about people sending emails

The algorithm every time engagement picks up & people that follow me actually start seeing stuff that I post

Final Boss level dad joke

Anyone else ever catch the math not mathing on the tip/gratuity guide portion of your receipt?

The absolute lock this man had on television

If your lawyer's office looks like this you're going to jail

Uncle Baby Billy's real life dad looks like the type of guy that can get you an eight ball & 2 million dollars

What's the deal with people who start complaining about something and the minute you take their side, they switch it up and start defending the same thing they were JUST COMPLAINING ABOUT

What's up with that?

Ever since I read this I just want my dog to know I got your back little buddy, I GOT YOU!!

I'm so done with you people

The 50 yr old twice divorced deadbeat dad of lettuce

How would you feel if you saw this in the restroom of your favorite restaurant?

Survived the struggle sandwich starter pack

This right here, and a bowl of cold spaghetti