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Sean M Blakley

@seanblakley

Texan. Bit lover. Professional quantum mechanic @ArmyResearchLab @NIST @UMD_IREAP Posts on defects in diamonds, FPGAs, et al.

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That's because you've been sold a lie about their constituent materials by corporate fat cats at Big Carpet. They're actually made of 80% dirt and 20% dyed pet hair.

07.03.2026 20:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He looks like one of the Hardly Boys

25.02.2026 00:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My guess is that it's there to abide by some kind of surface area requirement for congressional districts without acquiring any additional votes so as not to upset their dedicate dummymander (it covers that stretch of the beltway 8 toll road, and roads don't vote)

01.02.2026 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The urge to redo Jackson in its entirety with Einstein Summation Notation is overwhelming.

31.01.2026 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe they can put me into a medically induced coma for the next quarter century. Wake me up when it's over, and if I don't like what I see, just put me back under for another

01.01.2026 13:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wasn't exactly clear they had a workforce to begin with. I spent the last 3+ years trying to get them to send us replacement parts for our solstice/emm/ecdx with nary a response

02.09.2025 05:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same here, maybe Wednesday?

06.05.2024 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll also be at CLEO, we should do lunch!

06.05.2024 13:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some major Corkum erasure going on with today's Nobel prize in physics!

03.10.2023 11:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0