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CJ Ciaramella

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Jeopardizing the good order and security of institutions for Reason Magazine. I report on prisons, policing, and civil liberties. Based in the fabulous Florida Keys. Email: cj@reason.com, cj.ciaramella@protonmail.com. Signal: cjciaramella.68

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[Sally Struthers voice] Not without your support. For only 25 cents a day you can sponsor a libertarian journalist.

03.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

getting public records, calling people up and asking them questions ... you know, they should make this a real job and have someone do it in every town.

03.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Minnesota Police Chief Said ICE Was Harassing Residents. Here Are Some of Their Stories. Residents of Brooklyn Park, Minnesota, say in interviews with Reason that encounters with ICE left them afraid and angry.

Latest: Remember when the police chief of Brooklyn Park, Minnesota held a press conference about how ICE was racially profiling residents?

I FOIA'd the police department for complaints and incident reports and interviewed two people who say they were harassed by ICE reason.com/2026/03/03/a...

03.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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'Constitutional trainwreck': Florida lawmakers seek surveillance crackdown The legislation, which has come under fierce criticism from civil-rights and free speech advocates, represents another expansion of Florida’s security apparatus under Gov. Ron DeSantis.

NEW: A package of bills advancing through the Florida Legislature would empower the governor and Cabinet to designate groups as β€œdomestic terrorist organizations” based on secret evidence.

floridatrib.org/2026/03/03/c...

03.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Picked this up from my library a bit ago, and it's one of those books where you finish a chapter and then have to put it down and go take a walk. Just gut punch after gut punch.

03.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know if its officially part of the sub-genre, but I submit Cocaine Country Dancing by Paul Cauthen, which really nails its intended vibe www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RlK...

03.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Is Goofy The Buddha" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

03.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 169 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

the student asked the great zen master, "does Goofy have Buddha nature?"

The master replied, "gawrsh."

03.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I like it when the kid gets banished (presumably to a hell dimension) for losing

02.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If I go postal one day, just know it was always the leaf blowers.

02.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Look at me, I'm an antisocial dipshit who owns a vacation house in Florida. I pay landscapers to blow leaves out of my yard once a week because I can't tell the difference between money and toilet paper.

02.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mom, come pick me up, the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity.

02.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 2412 πŸ” 513 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 14
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After Detention, Families Stranded in Border Town Face Harrowing Journey Home Parents and children from a detention center in Texas found themselves dropped at a border town shelter with few means to leave.

After detaining children and parents for weeks, or months, inside Dilley detention center, ICE is dumping them at a shelter in Laredo, TX. They are often thousands of miles away from where they were arrested, with no money to get back home. THREAD (1/)
www.themarshallproject.org/2026/03/02/i...

02.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 566 πŸ” 362 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 32

The government is facing a lot of skepticism thus far in US v. Hemani oral arguments. Tough questions from Sotomayor, Jackson, Barrett, and Gorsuch. All focused on Hemani's marijuana use in particular rather than the broader drug prohibition.

02.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Video shows border patrol threaten legal observer in Key Largo for following him Every federal circuit court that has considered the issue has upheld a First Amendment right to monitor and record the police.

CBP and ICE have been running all over the Florida Keys for months. This is the fourth instance I've seen of someone getting harassed or detained for filming them. Previous coverage here: reason.com/2026/01/12/v...

02.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Video: 'You're not free to leave.' US Border Patrol agent puts bystander in handcuffs. After arresting a local man on Stock Island, a US Border Patrol agent stopped a bystander who’d been recording the incident and demanded his ID without first offering a reason.

Blatant retaliatory detention in Key West for filming a Border Patrol agent gwenfilosa.substack.com/p/video-your...

02.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

falconmaxxing on the falconer, gyremogging on the rough beastoid

02.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

LucasArts was wild for this one

01.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway, my latest story is "The Trump Administration Made Habeas Corpus Great Again." reason.com/2026/02/27/t...

27.02.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

petition for writ of are you sure though?

27.02.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The secret hero of Moore's Swamp Thing run.

27.02.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 1743 πŸ” 601 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 9

Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him

22.05.2025 17:40 πŸ‘ 3183 πŸ” 399 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 23

"tripe, gizzards, offal, trotters, things such as that"

27.02.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the @cjciaramella.bsky.social β€œmy boxes” theory but with hundreds of billions of dollars of American taxpayer’s money.

27.02.2026 09:26 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

send this to a millennial today to cheer them up

27.02.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

when you and the boys get a little too rowdy

27.02.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Trust me, you don't want to see "too casual" for the Margaritaville in the Tampa airport.

26.02.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In honor of Student Press Freedom Day, here's a throwback to the time a Kentucky high school paper used public records requests to reveal that the state police used Hitler quotes in their training slides manualredeye.com/90096/news/l...

26.02.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Judge Quraishi says that if ICE keeps arresting people and detaining them without bond under the legal theory that has been rejected by hundreds of judges, and any of those cases come across his bench, he'll immediately order DHS and DOJ personnel hauled into court to explain themselves.

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