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Big Kim Woof-Woof

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Any pronouns will do. DVD Curator. Hedonite of Slaanesh. Philosophy Graduate. Neurodivergent and Queer. Likes: Discworld; The Tiger Lillies; UK comedy; Dr Who; and food.

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Doctor Who and On The Buses (on the tardis)
Doctor Who and On The Buses (on the tardis) YouTube video by mayorip

Classic telly, before the woke snowflake PC brigade ruined everything...
#DoctorWho

12.03.2026 12:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I suspect one of the reasons I drank so heavily for so long was that I never got hangovers. At all.
I could down four bottles of exceedingly cheap and nasty wine, and wake up fresh as a daisy!
Very strange.

12.03.2026 05:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the PC brigade stopped drivel like 'On The Buses' being made, then the PC brigade deserves a fucking medal!

11.03.2026 04:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is there a meme that encapsulates the sort of person who posts "back before the woke PC brigade killed comedy" on everything on Facebook?

11.03.2026 04:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Acutely accurate.

09.03.2026 10:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Three lines in and we're already quoting Bela Lugosi."
#QuotesFromMyDiary

09.03.2026 10:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've never believed in anything 'religious'... but this would be fucking glorious!

09.03.2026 07:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You'd think, from looking at this collection, that I'm a terribly sexist person.
Maybe I am.

08.03.2026 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Anyone I'm missing?
They're probably missing for a reason...
#DVDCollection

08.03.2026 11:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're referencing Schopenhauer in a Warhammer discussion, chances are you're a knob with a useless philosophy degree.
#GPOY.

07.03.2026 09:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a yellow suit is standing in front of a wooden wall smoking a cigarette . ALT: a man in a yellow suit is standing in front of a wooden wall smoking a cigarette .

Yes, yes, the Doctor and Crowley and so on are all very good...
But if you don't know David Tennant as Mister Slightyman, you don't know him at all.

06.03.2026 12:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I just cracked the manticore!"
#QuotesFromMyDiary

05.03.2026 13:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Definitely not topical...
#DoctorWho

05.03.2026 01:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Played my second ever game of #AgeOfSigmar tonight.
It's very difficult to make inspired tactical decisions when your mind is just playing the 'Super Gran' theme tune over and over and over...

03.03.2026 14:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did something really stupid. I tried not taking a dose of a daily mental health medication that I've been on for almost a decade. Just to see if they were still affecting me.
Today I feel like seventeen flavours of shit. Physically and mentally.

Don't be like me. Take your meds.

01.03.2026 08:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Russell Howard is a very amusing stand-up comic.
... but I'd much rather spend time with his mum.

28.02.2026 09:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my giddy aunt... what a show!!! Stupid Life! Heroin! Time To Die! Violin Plays! Stabbed In The Back! And a cheeky Bully Boys thrown in at the last minute! AND Martyn took a photo of me and my tattoo after the show!!
Yes, lots of exclamation marks.... it's been that kinda night!!!

27.02.2026 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It smells of fish. And rat.

27.02.2026 09:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 40 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Insert Rik Mayall GIF here*

27.02.2026 07:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm having a big slap-up bowl of my favourite noodles before I prepare myself for tonight's sordid symphony of shenanigans.

27.02.2026 07:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm greasing up a hamster and sharpening my crucifixion nails... because tomorrow night The Tiger Lillies are in town!!
Here's an excited scribble I just did of Mr Jacques....
#TheTigerLillies

26.02.2026 13:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Call me a wokie, but if you're commenting "back when you were allowed to laugh about things" under a picture of Spike Milligan in brownface make-up, I'm going to assume you're a bigot.

26.02.2026 12:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994-2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe--living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers and personal growth over ten seasons.

26.02.2026 11:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me too! I nearly had a stroke when it came up as 'sold out', but evidently it was a glitch.
So bleedin' excited already!

26.02.2026 05:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Guess who's off to see big Greggie D. in Melbourne in November?
It's... little me!

26.02.2026 01:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have all the photography skills of a colourblind sea urchin... so THIS is a blight I'm familiar with!

25.02.2026 12:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Who needs booze when you've got Chaos Warriors!?"
- quote of the day, right there.

25.02.2026 12:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trans people deserve buckets of respect, in my book.
They've looked within, and made a decision to publically identify as what they truly are. Such introspection is to be commended, not ridiculed.
It's fucking brave, too.
#Trans

24.02.2026 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Finished off this majestic spawn of the Dark Prince over the weekend. Without wanting to blow my own trumpet, I'm pretty damn chuffed with how they've come out! My only regret is that I didn't do something more interesting with the base.
#Warhammer #PaintingWarhammer #Slaanesh

22.02.2026 23:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No cheating your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.

22.02.2026 22:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0