Classic telly, before the woke snowflake PC brigade ruined everything...
#DoctorWho
Classic telly, before the woke snowflake PC brigade ruined everything...
#DoctorWho
I suspect one of the reasons I drank so heavily for so long was that I never got hangovers. At all.
I could down four bottles of exceedingly cheap and nasty wine, and wake up fresh as a daisy!
Very strange.
If the PC brigade stopped drivel like 'On The Buses' being made, then the PC brigade deserves a fucking medal!
Is there a meme that encapsulates the sort of person who posts "back before the woke PC brigade killed comedy" on everything on Facebook?
Acutely accurate.
"Three lines in and we're already quoting Bela Lugosi."
#QuotesFromMyDiary
I've never believed in anything 'religious'... but this would be fucking glorious!
You'd think, from looking at this collection, that I'm a terribly sexist person.
Maybe I am.
Anyone I'm missing?
They're probably missing for a reason...
#DVDCollection
If you're referencing Schopenhauer in a Warhammer discussion, chances are you're a knob with a useless philosophy degree.
#GPOY.
Yes, yes, the Doctor and Crowley and so on are all very good...
But if you don't know David Tennant as Mister Slightyman, you don't know him at all.
"I just cracked the manticore!"
#QuotesFromMyDiary
Definitely not topical...
#DoctorWho
Played my second ever game of #AgeOfSigmar tonight.
It's very difficult to make inspired tactical decisions when your mind is just playing the 'Super Gran' theme tune over and over and over...
I did something really stupid. I tried not taking a dose of a daily mental health medication that I've been on for almost a decade. Just to see if they were still affecting me.
Today I feel like seventeen flavours of shit. Physically and mentally.
Don't be like me. Take your meds.
Russell Howard is a very amusing stand-up comic.
... but I'd much rather spend time with his mum.
Oh my giddy aunt... what a show!!! Stupid Life! Heroin! Time To Die! Violin Plays! Stabbed In The Back! And a cheeky Bully Boys thrown in at the last minute! AND Martyn took a photo of me and my tattoo after the show!!
Yes, lots of exclamation marks.... it's been that kinda night!!!
It smells of fish. And rat.
*Insert Rik Mayall GIF here*
I'm having a big slap-up bowl of my favourite noodles before I prepare myself for tonight's sordid symphony of shenanigans.
I'm greasing up a hamster and sharpening my crucifixion nails... because tomorrow night The Tiger Lillies are in town!!
Here's an excited scribble I just did of Mr Jacques....
#TheTigerLillies
Call me a wokie, but if you're commenting "back when you were allowed to laugh about things" under a picture of Spike Milligan in brownface make-up, I'm going to assume you're a bigot.
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994-2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe--living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers and personal growth over ten seasons.
Me too! I nearly had a stroke when it came up as 'sold out', but evidently it was a glitch.
So bleedin' excited already!
Guess who's off to see big Greggie D. in Melbourne in November?
It's... little me!
I have all the photography skills of a colourblind sea urchin... so THIS is a blight I'm familiar with!
"Who needs booze when you've got Chaos Warriors!?"
- quote of the day, right there.
Trans people deserve buckets of respect, in my book.
They've looked within, and made a decision to publically identify as what they truly are. Such introspection is to be commended, not ridiculed.
It's fucking brave, too.
#Trans
Finished off this majestic spawn of the Dark Prince over the weekend. Without wanting to blow my own trumpet, I'm pretty damn chuffed with how they've come out! My only regret is that I didn't do something more interesting with the base.
#Warhammer #PaintingWarhammer #Slaanesh
No cheating your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.