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Software Engineer πŸ‘©β€πŸ’» Friend of DeSoto πŸ–– she/her

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DS9 scene. Rom is a Ferengi hero who has a large bald head and giant ears and lobes that sort of connect to make a unibrow and a ribbed pine cone looking nose. He's wearing a jacket that looks like those lick and stick backsplash tiles you can get at Lowe's. He's pictured here standing in a corridor, talking to someone and holding/reading a PADD. Closed caption reads, "Workers of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains."

DS9 scene. Rom is a Ferengi hero who has a large bald head and giant ears and lobes that sort of connect to make a unibrow and a ribbed pine cone looking nose. He's wearing a jacket that looks like those lick and stick backsplash tiles you can get at Lowe's. He's pictured here standing in a corridor, talking to someone and holding/reading a PADD. Closed caption reads, "Workers of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Alt in pic 1 Happy Labor Day

Alt in pic 1 Happy Labor Day

01.09.2025 15:00 πŸ‘ 5384 πŸ” 2230 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 59

The Slop Society begins!

21.01.2025 03:29 πŸ‘ 912 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

Started Stardew Valley today, and I start a new job tomorrow. πŸ˜… I have some regrets.

21.01.2025 05:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no, not Marvel Snap getting hit by the TikTok ban 😭

19.01.2025 05:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sad about David Lynch! I love talented freaks!

17.01.2025 01:46 πŸ‘ 801 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Kendrick needs to write an entire concept album about Elon Musk. It might be the only thing potent enough to end this weirdo.

04.01.2025 02:53 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
AI-generated image of boxes of coats for donation with a caption that reads β€œkicking off the new year in service of our community”

AI-generated image of boxes of coats for donation with a caption that reads β€œkicking off the new year in service of our community”

everything about this new Meta AI bot is so dystopian but for me the AI-generated images of nonexistent donated coats is up there

03.01.2025 13:58 πŸ‘ 11077 πŸ” 3052 πŸ’¬ 291 πŸ“Œ 795

You can tell companies’ AI projects are going really well because every app is bait-and-switching their most commonly pressed button with something called like β€œAnswers By Glorp” to get people to even accidentally use it

03.01.2025 06:25 πŸ‘ 2343 πŸ” 590 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 17

Big tech has no loyalty to the user. They will burn the furniture and the drywall and all of your things if it means they can create more year-over-year growth. Dark times. We must scream at them louder

31.12.2024 04:27 πŸ‘ 724 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

A meme using a scene from Star Trek: Voyager where Tuvok is doing a mind meld between Janeway and seven-of-nine. The text over the characters reads:
Janeway: "your PC" (over the character on the left)
Seven-of-Nine: "the internet" (over the character in the middle)
Tuvok: "network provider" (over the character on the right)
Additional text at the bottom:
"My packets to your packets" (between the characters on the left and middle)
"My ports forwarded to your ports" (between the characters on the middle and right)

A meme using a scene from Star Trek: Voyager where Tuvok is doing a mind meld between Janeway and seven-of-nine. The text over the characters reads: Janeway: "your PC" (over the character on the left) Seven-of-Nine: "the internet" (over the character in the middle) Tuvok: "network provider" (over the character on the right) Additional text at the bottom: "My packets to your packets" (between the characters on the left and middle) "My ports forwarded to your ports" (between the characters on the middle and right)

27.12.2024 18:02 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally starting Star Trek: Enterprise, and wow people were not kidding about these decon gel scenes being super horny. 😳 Wtf.

(I know, Friends of DeSoto, I'm super behind on Greatest Gen! I'm not happy about it either 😭).

27.12.2024 00:04 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Card with a cartoonish depiction of the folkloric character Krampus. He is a tall, black, goat-like figure carrying a little tuxedo tabby in a basket on his back.

Card with a cartoonish depiction of the folkloric character Krampus. He is a tall, black, goat-like figure carrying a little tuxedo tabby in a basket on his back.

I sent this adorable kitty Krampus card by Bunny Dee to our vets today! I love her style so much. πŸ’• www.instagram.com/bunnydee?igs...

21.12.2024 00:53 πŸ‘ 1626 πŸ” 136 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 3

Remember when Taylor Swift endorsed Kamala Harris and he was like β€œfine…i will put baby in u” like that’s not the craziest fucking thing anyone has ever said

20.12.2024 23:38 πŸ‘ 4892 πŸ” 681 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 8
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a cartoon character says oh come on in front of a computer screen Alt: Lieutenant Shaxs is frustrated and yells, "oh come on!" in front of his terminal.

Can't believe that was the final episode of Lower Decks 😭

20.12.2024 04:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thanks to Elon Musk and Donald Trump, Republicans cut $190 million for pediatric cancer research from the funding bill.

Congrats to DOGE on their first victory.

19.12.2024 21:43 πŸ‘ 6454 πŸ” 2734 πŸ’¬ 283 πŸ“Œ 382

I really appreciate Eric Adams' commitment to doing the weirdest possible thing at every turn (why is he there????)

19.12.2024 19:47 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if we rebranded cajun seasoning as american seasoning we'd move up like two tiers on the global food rankings overnight. something to think about

15.12.2024 23:29 πŸ‘ 1822 πŸ” 134 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 12

I never listened to counting crows I grew up on Powerman 5000 like a normal person.

11.12.2024 20:37 πŸ‘ 220 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
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Luigi's Manifesto Exclusive: read Luigi Mangione's 262-word manifesto on the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO

I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...

10.12.2024 20:51 πŸ‘ 14059 πŸ” 4976 πŸ’¬ 435 πŸ“Œ 989

Let's make this clear: My mom's test results for nearly two years indicated possible cancer, but neither she nor her doctors knew this because of a private agreement between her insurer and pathologists to occasionally lie about abnormal or ambiguous test results and falsely report them as normal.

08.12.2024 01:45 πŸ‘ 2532 πŸ” 676 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 102

Hi! Didn't really read what you wrote but have some feedback

03.12.2024 21:18 πŸ‘ 2765 πŸ” 231 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 27
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Kendrick Lamar’s last 5 Tweets need to be enshrined in the Smithsonian

22.11.2024 17:43 πŸ‘ 606 πŸ” 310 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 29
the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons

the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons

2025 white house cabinet meeting

19.11.2024 23:35 πŸ‘ 49157 πŸ” 7717 πŸ’¬ 543 πŸ“Œ 293
A weather forecast from Apple’s weather app. The temperature at the top is 3Β°, feels like -3Β°. Every hour in the prediction has 3Β°

A weather forecast from Apple’s weather app. The temperature at the top is 3Β°, feels like -3Β°. Every hour in the prediction has 3Β°

Just wanted to check the weather but it turns out I’m going to need to find Commander Riker instead

14.11.2024 03:53 πŸ‘ 625 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 3

the important question isn’t β€œdid Harris lose because the left is too woke?” it’s β€œwhy isn’t Donald Trump in federal prison?” We’re being subjected to lectures about politics by the people who held all of the power and let this dipshit slip through their grasp.

11.11.2024 19:35 πŸ‘ 13685 πŸ” 3066 πŸ’¬ 201 πŸ“Œ 142
Child wearing Moopsy costume from Star Trek Lower Decks

Child wearing Moopsy costume from Star Trek Lower Decks

The littlest Moopsy! Run, he'll eat your bones!

#StarTrek #STNJ

09.11.2024 18:10 πŸ‘ 405 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4
Spock, like all of us, stares at his computer.

Spock, like all of us, stares at his computer.

05.11.2024 20:34 πŸ‘ 931 πŸ” 255 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 25

There should be a maximum number of problems you're allowed to have

04.10.2024 02:00 πŸ‘ 3916 πŸ” 972 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 59

No problem I'll just "reduce my stress"

10.09.2024 23:37 πŸ‘ 913 πŸ” 199 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4
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