Sorry, You Wouldn't Want This Star it's Stupid I Shouldn't Have Even Brought it Up I'm Sorry
Sorry, You Wouldn't Want This Star it's Stupid I Shouldn't Have Even Brought it Up I'm Sorry
Adjust the DS Clock Until Bowser Dies of Old Age
Bully King Bob-omb for Not Even Having Anything Cool Built on His Chud Summit
The Power Button is Called That Cause Pressing it Gives You a Power Star, Trust Me
Dude You Gotta Chill With the Star Shit, Read a Book or Something For Once
Mario Wings to the Sky and Immediately Hits a Bird
No One Wants to Work Anymore? Wrong! Wall Kicks
This Ain't Your Granny's Star
The 100-Coin Commission! Extra Characters Start at 25 Coins
That Painting Was Worth Millions! You're Completely Boned The Second You Exit This Level
You Know What? Bowser Earned Those Stars Fair and Square Actually
Metal Head Wario Can Shove It Up Your Own Ass
Wait For Lakitu to Wrap Up His Sponsored Segment Before He Can Follow You Again
I Been Hacked, All My Stars Gone
A Comic Relief Sidekick Who Dies Before You Reach the Star
Dude There's No Kitchen in the Castle She 100% Lied About the Cake
Spend 15 Minutes Picking a Video to Put on in the Background While You Look for the Star
Check Out My Special Toy
The Princess's Secret Bride
But They Were Both Bottoms
Get Caught Punching the Wall in Anger and Play it Off Like You're Checking for Hidden 1-Ups
Defeat Bowser But Without Grabbing His Tail so He Gets Nothing Out of it
Find Your Dealer on the Touch Screen
Send Bowser a Pictochat With His Address and Credit Card Information
No Wait This One's Mine You Can't Have It
Paint a Picture of Yourself But Way Cuter and Holding All 150 Stars and Jump On In
Dude I'm Starting to Think This Waluigi Shit Isn't Real
Make Mario Collect a Star While He's Still Trying to Process Some Really Bad News His Doctor Gave Him
Sorry Peach! Collect Every Star but Only so You Can Rank Them on a Tier List
True Final Boss! Twisted Toad