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every day beauitufl women are breaking into my home and throwing things at me and it hurts really bad and i wish they would stop she/her ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ 20 mostly crosspeesting tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/tax--payer youtube maybe: https://www.youtube.com/@Tax_Payer

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^_^ !

27.06.2025 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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my awesome bad comic for bad comic day

25.06.2025 03:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ever since i was a wee little gnome my dream has always been to push your dog into a fireplace

18.06.2025 03:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this fucking gif, for those who haven't seen it

17.06.2025 22:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1292 ๐Ÿ” 347 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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painted this in 2023 with acrylic on a wood panel

17.06.2025 01:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 961 ๐Ÿ” 276 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you couldnt even withstand a single gagoball.

20.05.2025 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im so hungry i could kill every animal

23.02.2025 06:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

to the sick and twisted puppy of the world, the elephant shrew is judt a normal shrew.

10.02.2025 12:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

actually. it was moral and ethical of me to bite his stupid head off

10.02.2025 12:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

after years of research, i am proud to announce that the stupid little elf i keep in my basement has finally learned how to sustain itself off of the small colony of ants crawling out of tbe electrical socket

10.02.2025 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

new type kf bug is gonna be callled the suck devil and it is going to save the worlkd

10.02.2025 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when people get scaried all their bones go outside of their body

10.02.2025 12:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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they took away my penist and all i got was this stupid freak

28.01.2025 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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His reaction to every tragedy explained

22.01.2025 17:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 8225 ๐Ÿ” 482 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 140 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

yuo hate my fun and mirth and whimsy

22.01.2025 14:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why not

22.01.2025 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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they just dont make em like this anymore

21.01.2025 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no fucking hope at all

09.01.2025 23:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.01.2025 22:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 7098 ๐Ÿ” 1826 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84 ๐Ÿ“Œ 42

i miss my blood ):

08.01.2025 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

crossfaded off mirth and whimsy rn

01.01.2025 07:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*tosses you half of a dirty cigarette*
keep the change

31.12.2024 03:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the big living pile of viscera i keep in my backyard asked me to see if you'd be ok with me giving it your wifi password

29.12.2024 05:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i found a cool new creature called an "elf" and this is what it look s like

24.12.2024 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i was tricked into believing today was "bad comic day"....

in unrelated news, i found this comic made by an alternate reality version of me where they have a holiday called bad comic day

25.06.2024 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GUBBLE WIN

16.12.2024 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YAY ^_^

16.12.2024 21:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thats true and beautiful

16.12.2024 21:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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16.12.2024 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one day im gonna wake up and never go to sleep again

16.12.2024 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0