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Spring is coming and it's time for all American's to pitch in and plant their "kinetic conflict gardens"

"...if you wanna just get things going up there..." <rubs burger patty into his hair>

Translation: The system that processes import entries (called ACE) can only handle 10,000 lines at a time.

Someone has to manually build Excel spreadsheets for each batch.

To remove the tariff charges, CBP needs to run roughly 170,000 separate manual update operations.

Someone ask him if HE'S worried about retaliatory attacks at home. Make him be clear that it's our homes he's blasé about. He believes he's safe, protected by his War Department

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

oh shit. I will be so lost. like disappear into the woods and never heard from again lost

it's a-roaring! it's a-whopping! it's-a WOMP WOMP

an aerial view of a large container ship in the middle of a river Alt: an aerial view of a large container ship in the middle of a canal, angled so as to block the canal

Yes and then it'll block the whole strait, like Ever Given in the Suez!

One was a kid when I knew him and a teen when he committed the crime. His dad seemed somewhat...volatile, but the boy was sweet.
The other one was a guy I was hung up on. None of my friends liked him. He broke up with me to date his hairdresser. Married her & 20 yrs later he killed her

Dimi Reider | dimireid... * X.com @reider Even as Israel is bombing Tehran, including UNESCO sites, YNET is running a lush tourism & architecture feature about the gems in Tehran that "might soon be open to Israelis." The kicker is "Can we start fantasising yet?" Can't make this shit up. DIx 05:44 | 71077'T 1110X vnet 10:56 AM • 3/5/26 • 6.2K Views

Absolutely ghoulish.

US asked Ukraine for help fighting Iranian drones, Zelensky says Ukraine's president says Kyiv will only help if doing so does not deplete its own air defences.

w e a s k e d w h o f o r w h a t n o w

This is one of those things that is less sexy to talk about but is unequivocally a war crime

LOL No these murders happened in two different quiet suburbs in the 2000s.

He talks a lot of shit about women in his songs. It's why I don't like him

Two people I knew later committed grisly murders. Two unrelated people, two completely separate murders.

Stuart is just a weird little guy. That was logic enough for me when I was a kid. Maybe I just already loved E. B. White so much that he could get away with anything

House Democrat moves to impeach AG Pam Bondi over handling of the Epstein files The long-shot effort shows where Democrats are turning their attention with Kristi Noem out.

"Rep. Shri Thanedar (D-Mich.) filed articles of impeachment against Attorney General Pam Bondi on Thursday over her handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files."

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No need to hide your dogs anymore folks!

Well, this is kinda awkward. I too have been named Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas. I hope every single person on every social media platform doesn't announce exactly the same thing and also change their bio to reflect the appointment. That might bother Kristi Noem.

‘See you at Nuremberg 2.0.’ Oregon senator blasts outgoing Homeland Security secretary The reactions were swift and forceful.

The reactions were swift and forceful.

Has anybody checked to be sure the real Kristi Noem isn't chained up in a basement somewhere?

Tweet screenshot: SunDog @SUNDOG_TRX You never truly know who’s pulling the strings… 🤫 [AI-generated image of a corgi dog with a collar depicting the Tron logo, paws raised above the White House, with strings attached to the paws like a marionette] 2:30 AM Jul 24, 2025

In July, shortly after Justin Sun announced his plan to purchase another $100 million of the $​TRUMP memecoin, the Sun-involved and -themed SUNDOG memecoin posted a meme showing its corgi mascot holding puppet strings attached to the White House.

😂

i cannot stress enough that if you know anything about how kristi noem found out she was fired you must tell me

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

thank cod!

What about weapons formed against someone else and then repurposed after their formation to be against you, how would those prosper

Heading outside. What do you want?

1️⃣ Handful of swallows
2️⃣ Tons of baby geese
3️⃣ I'm fine with doomscrolling, thank you.

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Time series plot depicting predicted Nino 3.4 region ocean temperature anomalies from the latest (Mar 2026) ECMWF ensemble. It depicts an extremely rapid rise in such temperatures, from modest negative anomalies to strong positive anomalies, by mid-summer 2026--indicative of a transition from weak-moderate La Nina conditions to moderate-strong El Nino conditions over just a few months.

Whew.

All signs are increasingly pointing to a significant, if not strong to very strong, El Niño event. I'll have more to say in coming weeks & months, but for now I'll just say that this is increasingly likely to become a major regional-to-global climate driver in 2026-2027.

you can genuinely watch the news anchor not compute in real time