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Working hard from home today.

This is a travesty

Retweet if u agree.

No lie detected.

All that mixing, they need better hobbies.

The most good for me right now and every day.

It was the worst and they tried to make it up to us with mediocre Greek food for lunch.

We had an “emotional intelligence” all staff training today 😫

Can I bring my dog?

I can’t offer an otter but I am offer a 9 year old dog who might try to herd you.

Dear Canada, I’m sorry. So sorry.

How big of a bite are we talking here?

Naw. Gonna take a nap or something

A tufted titmouse (a small bird with gray upper parts and white below with a peach wash on its sides, it has a big dark eye and a crest on its head) perches in profile on a small branch, it’s facing to the left and looking slightly upwards. Photo by me, @addledpixie.

When you are a diva without effort. Just a gorgeous, perfect little bird. Tufted titmouse.

Me too but with snacks.

My weight swings harder than your grandparents in the 70s at their monthly key parties.

I take my coffee blue.

(with a healthy squirt of Dawn Original)

So close but not quite

Soon, sufganiyot, soon.

That’s really cool and a great idea!

I took four years of it in high school and don’t remember any bit of it 🤣

If you don’t make a huge mess while portioning out latkes, are you even making latkes?