Dr. Gnawbones

Yes but the physical tf trails behind the mental changes by a few days

"It's kinda like a cable TV show in the sense that im filming everything via hidden cameras and people pay me money to send them the footage. Dont worry about not acting natural though as you'll forget about the cameras, and this conversation, in just a few moments."

Oh garden gnomes are quite troublemakers, aren't they?

Commission for @buggabear.bsky.social 🤭🍄

Fun fact the practice of placing a gnome in your garden originates in Roman worship of Priapus, god of fertility and boners. They would enshrine him in places of growing things. Gnomes are literally lecherous little boner gremlins.

I don’t love the framing that you should oppose censorship because you could be the next one on the chopping block, that they’ll come for you next. You should give a shit even if it never affects you. Caring about strangers well-being is literally the least you can do.

“No, see, it’s like *Wife Swap* except you get assigned a new dad. Also it’s not a TV show. Unrelated but is my pocket watch set to the correct time no I can’t stop swinging it you just need to focus better…”

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“No, see, it’s like *Wife Swap* except you get assigned a new dad. Also it’s not a TV show. Unrelated but is my pocket watch set to the correct time no I can’t stop swinging it you just need to focus better…”

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Can we also launch the ones who put banner ads over the screen when you pause and whoever thought [SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE] was a sufficient subtitle?

Literally just Hooters but the logo owl’s eyes are spirals

It was super awkward killing time waiting for your friend to get home by making small talk with his dad, but somewhere between him peeling off his socks and the abrupt snap of his fingers pulling you out of trance, you realized that actually, he’s your dad too and relaxing around him is only natural

Love my big thick hypno-belly froggy boi though, worth the grind 🙂‍↕️

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It’s been a really long time since I had a job that I genuinely look forward to doing every day

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“BOTH nostrils, IF you PLEASE!”

Me to the Dragon Boss:
“I surrender my will to your scent, O Lord! Mark me as yours, may I spend my days between your toes and my nights wrapped in your foreskin and/or balls!”

The jealous hater bitch kobold translator:
“The Anjin wishes to respectfully convey his admiration.”

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Playing Leaf Green so I’m digging this post up again

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a cartoon of princess bubblegum from adventure time with a cn logo Alt: a cartoon of princess bubblegum from adventure time with a cn logo

Jail

Too many adjectives and descriptors. You should be as clipped and concise as possible describing food

Actually most “hacks” are dumb

Calling bog-standard technique a “hack”

Deliberately overcooking meat “just in case” 😠

Gimme some food crimes that make your skin crawl

Shocked Korra The Legend Of Avatar GIF Alt: Shocked Korra The Legend Of Avatar GIF

YouTube cook just sliced leeks and started sautéing them without cleaning 😬

OMG! A sudden surprise from @hypnohepcat.bsky.social
! I wasn't expecting him to draw my gassy gator, Buu, leader of GEAR Corp.

His eyes just looks so... Enticing.. It's very easy to... Stare in...to... *Drools* Yes. Stare into the spiral. Submit to the stink. Don't think...! 🐊💨

If your new father figure offers to “take you under his wing” that’s code for shoving your face in his armpit

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Dad (coiled, swirly-eyed):

“Son, you are being VERY rude to your Uncle Kaa. I don’t want to hear another word of this ‘dadsnapoutofittrytorememberyoudonthaveabrother’ malarkey. You’re going to uncover your face and look your uncle in the eye right this minute! And don’t stop til I hear a PING!”

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Goon Bucket @maskedgargoyle.bsky.social

Gru presents his plan meme 1st Panel: “Hit on my bully’s dad to assert dominance” 2nd Panel: “Underestimate his musky hypno-powers, get turned into one of his sons” 3rd & 4th Panels: “My bully is now my brother”

Dad says some sibling rivalry is healthy

(repost from the other place)

Bully hypno dom bottom makes you top him and calls you gay for it send skeet

Dad (coiled, swirly-eyed):

“Son, you are being VERY rude to your Uncle Kaa. I don’t want to hear another word of this ‘dadsnapoutofittrytorememberyoudonthaveabrother’ malarkey. You’re going to uncover your face and look your uncle in the eye right this minute! And don’t stop til I hear a PING!”

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