The demo for Building Relationships is out now on steam!! Experience life as a building in this ridiculous adventure game, where you can:
💨 move like a house
🏩 shack up with thirsty structures
🚗 fish up cars
🏘️ and much more
link to the steam page: store.steampowered.com/app/3023890/...
If you’re not doing the thing that you say that you want to do then it’s very possible that you don’t really want to do that thing.
pikachu be surfing
A cartoon of a woman looking at her computer monitor. The title of the cartoon is "Peak Operational Efficiency." Quote bubbles coming out of the monitor suggest numerous emails with contradictory information and instructions. "You're fired!" "NO - WAIT! Never mind!" "Back to work!" "Send your manager FIVE accomplishments or you're fired!" "No don't!" "Send five or you're fired!" There's an additional chat bubble coming from the monitor with an apparent headline that reads, "Thousands of fired federal workers called back to work." Finally, there is a cell phone on the desk, and the caller is asking, "Hey...do you still have a job?
Idc about people being motivated by spite as long as they can also be motivated by love. It doesn’t have to be the fuel you use every time you hit the gas. I don’t really care what gets you there, I just want you to have a full set of tools. Dependence on one kind of motivation is self-destructive.
This Calvin & Hobbes strip honestly explains it better than I could:
I don’t need to threaten anyone. I give people facts and let them choose their adventure of accountability. If you do bad things, you are not the victim.
Thanks! Have a nice day!
Q: How are you sure this solves real problems?
"We'll ask customers":
- boring
- requires talking to people (scary)
- less time to do mushrooms
"It came to me in a vision":
- ✨️✨️✨️
- more believable than whatever Sam Altman is pedalling this week
- precognition helps anticipate shareholder whims
a machine will never be able to write a funnier joke than me. the machine has never experienced real trauma. the machine didn't develop cystic acne at age 11 and get called "pizza face" by the boy it had an intense crush on, resulting in the machine developing a quick wit as a defense mechanism
We Must Protect The First Amendment At All Costs vs. No Thanks, I’ll Just Take My Freedoms For Granted Until They Disappear
We Must Protect The First Amendment At All Costs vs. No Thanks, I’ll Just Take My Freedoms For Granted Until They Disappear
theonion.com/we-must-prot...
"eat raw cactus guys, it's good! i promise!" 🐪
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
the coolest guy in the fucking world
picture of a small pikachu figure being balanced on a fingertip
tiny
Not everything is a dunking competition, sometimes people really do just want to know your thoughts on stuff
Ah, Crash Bandicoot!
Anyways here's the visual of the scale of Jeff Bezos's wealth, probably from before the pandemic so it's not accurate any more (he's wealthier now) but scroll it and FUME.
eattherichtextformat.github.io/1-pixel-weal...
type shit
Launch saying "Grrr-! Whenever you're on a plane, don't you just want to hijack it?!" "T-t-to be honest, miss Launch… n-no!"
Reading OG DB again. Good morning
i honestly think people don't know how to anymore. Everyone is just on the edge and assuming the worst is yet to be announced, so they try to guess what it will be so they don't get hurt
We need to start a psy op to convince raw milk conspiracy guys that eating shit is healthy. I believe we can do this
One day they'll stop using VHS filters in creepypasta and start using 144p YouTube filters instead.
man with very strange facial structure from a horror game we played tonight
yeah I work the night shift, how can you tell?
The Milkman Returns
