Destiny Neekole

Two users posting about skeets

I dunno maybe they’re called skeets…

Two different users posting an image about ‘skeets’. “Skeets they’re definitely called this” and “they are called skeets”

… what’s happening?

You’re not going to stress me out on my own phone.

Why does it keep getting funnier and more morbid with each watch?

As an a parent of an 8-year old that would be the biggest compliment. 🖤👏🏾

A four panel comic titled Bird Sounds. In panel 1, labeled thrush, a wood thrush sings its beautiful eeohlay song against a forest background. In panel 2, labeled wren, a winter wren delicately sings tweedly tweedly tweedly. In panel 3, labeled warbler, a yellow warbler delicately sings sweet sweet. In panel 4, labeled heron in a death metal font, a heron screams KRAAGH against a background of fire.

Bird sounds.

"woman"? no, you misheard. i'm an omen. 🐦‍⬛🖤

I’m going to be annoying for the remaining of the year off this. I ain’t sorry.

“You the type of nigga who ain’t had a fist in yo mouth.”

Tyler came out with a new album. Let life continue. I’m locked in.

Several moon jellyfish (Aurelia aurita) swim in the dark sea. They glow in soft neon colors. A sparkling and peaceful atmosphere.

School of moon jelly

Artist holding circular painting featuring a dark purple tomato with some green.

🍅 Black Beauty Tomato Study🍅
New mini painting available!

Acryla gouache, air brush on 4" circle coaster

$100 (US shipping included)
DM to claim (Venmo preferred)

Crow standing on a balcony railing with a churro

shout out to this crow who just dunked what seems to be a whole churro in the bird bath

Having kids who have the same tics as you is great, one of my sons started stimming by singing “I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI” and now it’s caught to all of us

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

coffe mug edited to read "IM SORRY FOR WHAT! SAiD BeFORe I HAD MY 50mg vyvanse"

me crawling back to have a normal conversation with my husband after crying for no reason at 10 am

Just read the term “heteroflexible” and I’m so grateful I no longer have to find a partner. Because wtf is that.

the friendzone isn’t real but the buddy system is
get buddied,, idiot

Imagine being a 38 year old touch-me-not sugar baby.

I know I am.

Released today as Mercury stations retrograde. Lemme grab my popcorn, this is going to be a SHOW.

Your notifications being on is none of my insomnia’s business.

Read it in the morning.

Anyone else freak out a little when wasps slam into your window over and over?

Like, little dude I ain’t got no beef homie. wtf.

Big mood.

8 year old sighs the sigh of a million sailors. Exasperated is always an understatement for her.

*8 year old having a crash-out*

Partner: Hey man, I don’t need the stank face or attitude.
Me: Her crash-out ain’t none of your business.
Partner: … *considers*

*8 year old continues crashing out and actively monologuing*

Partner: Mommy says I don’t have to listen to your crash-out.

😂🤣😅

Destiny’s fat ass knee but more importantly it’s her right leg in a purple fiberglass cast up to the knee. Toenails are glittery purple and leg is being supported by the cast technician wearing blue medical gloves. Destiny had triple arthrodesis ankle fusion performed on her right ankle — a life long awaited surgery due to birth defect.

Doing a life update seems like a lot. But life has been updated. With things. Healing mostly. Like physically.

What you mean The Roost will just give you FREE pigeon milk?

Your local cafe could never.

#brewster #acnh

Nobody:

Nobody at all:

Me, for no reason: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

My blood thinner fueled period has finally ended but all the horny has left my body, too.

I hate it here.

Periods should be optional. I wanna nut!!!!