I've been wandering this labyrinth for days. Yesterday I turned a corner only to find a bishop ready to do a worthiness interview. He had a wooden desk and everything. I turned around and ran until I got lost again. I hope I don't run into the baptismal font room again.
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Local Church Opens Doors To Any Single Mothers In Need Of Judgment
Local Church Opens Doors To Any Single Mothers In Need Of Judgment https://theonion.com/local-church-opens-doors-to-any-single-mothers-in-need-of-judgment/
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Visit From JD Vance Last Thing Utah Needs Right Now
Visit From JD Vance Last Thing Utah Needs Right Now https://theonion.com/visit-from-jd-vance-last-thing-utah-needs-right-now/
It's very funny every time the Doctrine and Covenants is like: "I your Lord God, creator of this world, yea verily the Alpha and Omega as spoken of in the Holy Scriptures, have something to say concerning the state of Missouri."
WHATS UP YOUTUBE today we're counting down the top 10 polygamist wives if Joseph Smith. From underage girls to elderly women, you can be sure that Brother Joseph was a man inspired of God!
Just two "female friends" going on a "service mission" together! 🏳️🌈
Can You Guys Come Pick Me Up? I Accidentally Returned To Mars By Jesus Christ
Commentary: Can You Guys Come Pick Me Up? I Accidentally Returned To Mars https://theonion.com/can-you-guys-come-pick-me-up-i-accidentally-returned-to-mars/
Idk about y'all, but I don't want to go to outer darkness!
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Angel Moroni action figure
This also would have gone so hard on Mormon Twitter.
Women dressed in the male missionary uniform is underrated. So much untapped genderbend potential.
President oaks wants you to marry me, specifically!
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Who says Utah doesn’t have a prayer line. 😉
They should do a Polymarket for who the next Mormon apostle will be.
Russell M. Nelson floating above the mountains "Don't Say Mormon" in the left corner "See you space cowboy..." in the bottom right.
LDS foyer couch (floral pattern)
concept: booty shorts with the LDS foyer couch pattern and they say “Visitors Welcome” across the ass
Sex positivity is good. They (members and the church itself) should extend the same charity to queer people.
