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Stories, jokes, and memes (mostly memes) about Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and the other games of BioWare. Not affiliated with BioWare or EA, can't offer tech support.

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An image of Grunt and Gatatog Uvenk during Grunt's Rite of Passage in Mass Effect 2. The text reads: 

"You've taken the time to learn my attack patterns? What are you, gay?"

An image of Grunt and Gatatog Uvenk during Grunt's Rite of Passage in Mass Effect 2. The text reads: "You've taken the time to learn my attack patterns? What are you, gay?"

06.03.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of Hawke, Meredith, and Orsino in Dragon Age 2. The text reads: 

"I love thinking I'm a hater and then meeting a real hater and going wow, that does not look fun actually. Going back to my lukewarm hater ways. Performative haterdom. I couldn't name five hater bands."

An image of Hawke, Meredith, and Orsino in Dragon Age 2. The text reads: "I love thinking I'm a hater and then meeting a real hater and going wow, that does not look fun actually. Going back to my lukewarm hater ways. Performative haterdom. I couldn't name five hater bands."

05.03.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of Miranda in Mass effect 3. The text reads: 

'"Fatherless behavior" actually he was there and that's quite literally the whole problem'.

An image of Miranda in Mass effect 3. The text reads: '"Fatherless behavior" actually he was there and that's quite literally the whole problem'.

04.03.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of the map of Thedas in Dragon Age. The text reads: 

"Just found out I've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything I do anymore. You should come over."

An image of the map of Thedas in Dragon Age. The text reads: "Just found out I've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything I do anymore. You should come over."

03.03.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Swooping is bad

Swooping is bad

02.03.2026 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 47 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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pixelframe.design/pokopia-font...

02.03.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 69 ๐Ÿ” 23 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
An image of Renegade Shepard with heavy scars and a red eyes. The text reads: 

"[recalling things I have done] ah yeahh haha I did that because I was evil. Yeah, I was evil at the time, lol, yeah, my bad".

An image of Renegade Shepard with heavy scars and a red eyes. The text reads: "[recalling things I have done] ah yeahh haha I did that because I was evil. Yeah, I was evil at the time, lol, yeah, my bad".

02.03.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of the Hero of Ferelden. The text reads, "for my final project, I will be disappearing into the mountains."

An image of the Hero of Ferelden. The text reads, "for my final project, I will be disappearing into the mountains."

01.03.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of Commander Shepard wearing an N7 jacket. The text reads, "the secret to success in life is a fuckass jacket".

An image of Commander Shepard wearing an N7 jacket. The text reads, "the secret to success in life is a fuckass jacket".

28.02.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of Morrigan in Dragon Age: Origins. The text reads, "I'm like a bitter old man except I'm a teenage girl".

An image of Morrigan in Dragon Age: Origins. The text reads, "I'm like a bitter old man except I'm a teenage girl".

27.02.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 70 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of Tali getting drink in Mass Effect 3 with an emergency induction port. The text reads, "Female friends spend raucous night validating the living shit out of each other."

An image of Tali getting drink in Mass Effect 3 with an emergency induction port. The text reads, "Female friends spend raucous night validating the living shit out of each other."

26.02.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of Hawke in Dragon Age II. The text reads, "Somebody's got to save this country from certain doom, and let's face it, that person is me."

An image of Hawke in Dragon Age II. The text reads, "Somebody's got to save this country from certain doom, and let's face it, that person is me."

25.02.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of James Vega in Mass Effect 3. The text reads, "Be the bigger person. Get really buff and then knock the fucking shit out of them."

An image of James Vega in Mass Effect 3. The text reads, "Be the bigger person. Get really buff and then knock the fucking shit out of them."

24.02.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of Leliana in Dragon Age Origins. The text reads, "yes I am a girl, yes I kill people".

An image of Leliana in Dragon Age Origins. The text reads, "yes I am a girl, yes I kill people".

23.02.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 52 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
An image of Samara in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "some of you guys are so cool and nice and friendly but if it comes down to it, I would not hold back in a sword battle. Please keep this in your thoughts. I love you."

An image of Samara in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "some of you guys are so cool and nice and friendly but if it comes down to it, I would not hold back in a sword battle. Please keep this in your thoughts. I love you."

22.02.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Elven Glory
#sera #solas #dragonageinquisition #dustypenz

20.02.2026 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 115 ๐Ÿ” 36 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of Rook and the spirt of a Dalish elf in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads, "Medium Channels the Spirits of Old Acquaintences for Awkward Small Talk".

An image of Rook and the spirt of a Dalish elf in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads, "Medium Channels the Spirits of Old Acquaintences for Awkward Small Talk".

21.02.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of the Citadel Council in Mass Effect with Udina at the forefront. The text reads: 

"What you don't understand is, I act like I don't care. And deep down, like deep, deep down, I still don't care."

An image of the Citadel Council in Mass Effect with Udina at the forefront. The text reads: "What you don't understand is, I act like I don't care. And deep down, like deep, deep down, I still don't care."

20.02.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of the Grey Warden joining ritual in Dragon Age Origins. The text reads "what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck".

An image of the Grey Warden joining ritual in Dragon Age Origins. The text reads "what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck".

19.02.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 56 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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19.02.2026 13:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 79 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of Garrus as Archangel in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "Former Prom King Now Living Anonymously Among Commoners".

An image of Garrus as Archangel in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "Former Prom King Now Living Anonymously Among Commoners".

18.02.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 43 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of Varric in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads, "sometimes I feel like I have my life together and then I'm like, wow, that was a really nice 45 seconds".

An image of Varric in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads, "sometimes I feel like I have my life together and then I'm like, wow, that was a really nice 45 seconds".

17.02.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 39 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of Kai Leng in Mass Effect 3. The test reads, "the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them".

An image of Kai Leng in Mass Effect 3. The test reads, "the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them".

16.02.2026 17:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
15.02.2026 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 68 ๐Ÿ” 26 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of Purple Hawke in Dragon Age II. The text reads "me: should I make a sarcastic comment or not".

An image of Purple Hawke in Dragon Age II. The text reads "me: should I make a sarcastic comment or not".

15.02.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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15.02.2026 05:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 110 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
An image of Commander Shepard and Anderson at the end of Mass Effect 3. The text reads "it's been 'one of those days' for like, 3 years now".

An image of Commander Shepard and Anderson at the end of Mass Effect 3. The text reads "it's been 'one of those days' for like, 3 years now".

14.02.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0