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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. Also, Fuck ICE

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that time of year when the North hates the Metro and the Metro hates Private schools and Everyone hates Edina

that time of year when the North hates the Metro and the Metro hates Private schools and Everyone hates Edina

I still enjoy tourney time

06.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Minutemen - Dr. Wu
Minutemen - Dr. Wu YouTube video by TONES' TUNES

youtu.be/M_ISJcZ6xLA?...

06.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Minnesota first Wednesday siren AWOOO

Minnesota first Wednesday siren AWOOO

04.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The exploremores? Same reaction in my household.

04.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I spent a lot of time at work back then printing every single one of these strips. Still have them in a manila folder.

02.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously what’s with the fucking stuffed animals

22.02.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s your little stuffed animal, loser.

22.02.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Auston Matthews shoot the fucking puck.

22.02.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The dream sequence version of the nihilists from The Big Lebowski, wearing hooded red bodysuits and wielding giant scissors.

The dream sequence version of the nihilists from The Big Lebowski, wearing hooded red bodysuits and wielding giant scissors.

I finally figured out what the Norwegian speed skating uniforms remind me of.

20.02.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A turkey perched atop a Honda.

A turkey perched atop a Honda.

Minneapolis, here. They’re inspiringly ungovernable.

18.02.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This visualization of daily activity of ICE is unreal.

13.02.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 257 πŸ” 163 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 7

Robert Kraft’s team losing the Super Bowl in humiliating fashion is, to date, the worst consequence suffered by any of the men in the Epstein files.

09.02.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 2714 πŸ” 590 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 24

The kicker’s mom is probably pretty proud.

09.02.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You should be very proud, well done, dad. Also, this tune has now been playing in my head for HOURS, in the style of its performance in Blazing Saddles but with the fascist dildo lyrics.

08.02.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It exists all the time! It’s fun as hell and very social. One of those sports that facilitates having drinks while playing, if that sort of thing appeals to you. Check out a local curling club, you will be welcomed. You’re probably just talking about being able to watch it on TV, but had to plug.

08.02.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a white Pittie (Oscar) and a Boston Terrier (Otis) snuggling on a couch.

Picture of a white Pittie (Oscar) and a Boston Terrier (Otis) snuggling on a couch.

This is Oscar and Otis.

08.02.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

The Twin Cities of Melaniapolis and St. Trump.

06.02.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I would trade every car, every plane, every computer, every dumb piece of tech on earth for like one extra frog

06.02.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Greg Bovino (left) just before getting tossed from the bar in Vegas.

06.02.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ski jumping: Wada responds to penis injection claims The World Anti-Doping Agency could investigate if evidence emerges that male ski jumpers are injecting their penises in a bid to improve sporting performance.

Can’t wait for Bob Costas to break this down for us.

www.bbc.com/sport/articl...

05.02.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two Tribes (The Last Voice)
Two Tribes (The Last Voice) YouTube video by Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Topic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3z...

04.02.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lizzie lives in the neighborhood and this arrest/abduction happened on the street in front of my house. I know there are way too many causes that need money right now, but they could use help.

03.02.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I don't pay much attention to basketball, so at first I thought this was a list of performers at another alternative SB halftime show.

03.02.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh no someone has a harmless opinion that’s different from mine. time to get Fuckin Pissed

30.01.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Heroes one and all. Being in this database will get you to the top of the waitlist at Bull's Horn on a Saturday evening, and admission to the secret nightclub behind Minnehaha Falls.

27.01.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

27.01.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 12126 πŸ” 2159 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 47

Hearing Greg Bovino has been carried off by a hawk

26.01.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 2604 πŸ” 351 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 51

Walz with real β€œVladimir, stop!” energy

24.01.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Little man with a gun in his hand
Little man with a gun in his hand
Little man with a gun in his hand
Little man with a gun in his hand
Little man with a gun in his hand

24.01.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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This guy speaks for all of us in Minneapolis.

24.01.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 259 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 8