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Annoying music obsessed weirdo, Writer of The Starry Ladders, Gonzo Leftist All art posted is by @pinupcitizen.bsky.social https://www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_Ladders/5799496/

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06.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 5358 πŸ” 2218 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 9

Fuck off bootlicker

07.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But it's like, I'd rather watch that than Big Bang Theory

07.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a bummer I still like IT Crowd

07.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Beyond based

07.03.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AND I HOPE YOU DIE
I HOPE WE BOTH DIE

07.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

07.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hunter S Thompson's Mobile Suit Gundam

07.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Panel 1
INT. THE GARAGE – MORNING – SHOT OF AL, LIZ, SIMON AND
BARNEBUS

 TITLE: The Starry Ladders – The Starry Ladders Are Born Part 26 # 1 β€” Will Steadman
The band are around the mid-point of the song, though it seems they’re slightly struggling, Liz especially so.
Caption Attempt #2
Panel 2
DITTO
Barnebus then goes to ask everyone stop for a moment. BARNEBUS HEY HEY, STOP FOR A SEC!
SIMON Huh, what’s up?
Panel 3
SHOT OF BANREBUS AND LIZ
A frustrated Barnebus turns his attention to Liz, giving her some criticisms as Liz hisses back.
BARNEBUS Well, from what I’m hearing, it sounds like a clusterfuck! What in god’s name are you
doing Liz?!
LIZ Dude, I’m only adding a counterpoint to your
melody!
Panel 4
SHOT OF BANREBUS AND LIZ
Barnebus hisses back at Liz, as she glares at Barnebus. BARNEBUS Well, whatever you’re doing, it sounds like trash! This is MY song, not
              one of your β€˜fling shit onto the wall and see
              what sticks’ numbers!
Panel 5
SHOT OF AL AND LIZ

Al then comes in to suggest that Liz should try and compliment the rhythm section rather than try and counter the melody.
AL Ya know Liz, maybe you should focus some of your
              energy on complimenting me and Simon’s rhythm.
We sure could use your help! 
LIZ Hmm, alrighty!

Panel 1 INT. THE GARAGE – MORNING – SHOT OF AL, LIZ, SIMON AND BARNEBUS TITLE: The Starry Ladders – The Starry Ladders Are Born Part 26 # 1 β€” Will Steadman The band are around the mid-point of the song, though it seems they’re slightly struggling, Liz especially so. Caption Attempt #2 Panel 2 DITTO Barnebus then goes to ask everyone stop for a moment. BARNEBUS HEY HEY, STOP FOR A SEC! SIMON Huh, what’s up? Panel 3 SHOT OF BANREBUS AND LIZ A frustrated Barnebus turns his attention to Liz, giving her some criticisms as Liz hisses back. BARNEBUS Well, from what I’m hearing, it sounds like a clusterfuck! What in god’s name are you doing Liz?! LIZ Dude, I’m only adding a counterpoint to your melody! Panel 4 SHOT OF BANREBUS AND LIZ Barnebus hisses back at Liz, as she glares at Barnebus. BARNEBUS Well, whatever you’re doing, it sounds like trash! This is MY song, not one of your β€˜fling shit onto the wall and see what sticks’ numbers! Panel 5 SHOT OF AL AND LIZ Al then comes in to suggest that Liz should try and compliment the rhythm section rather than try and counter the melody. AL Ya know Liz, maybe you should focus some of your energy on complimenting me and Simon’s rhythm. We sure could use your help! LIZ Hmm, alrighty!

Liz is only trying to help!

www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L...

#webcomics #webtoons #comics #thestarryladders

06.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever is running their X account needs to be fired

06.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

First Adam Friedland, now Hasan?!

06.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Panel 1
INT. THE GARAGE – MORNING – SHOT OF AL, LIZ, SIMON AND
BARNEBUS

 TITLE: The Starry Ladders – The Starry Ladders Are Born Part 26 # 1 β€” Will Steadman
The band are around the mid-point of the song, though it seems they’re slightly struggling, Liz especially so.
Caption Attempt #2
Panel 2
DITTO
Barnebus then goes to ask everyone stop for a moment. BARNEBUS HEY HEY, STOP FOR A SEC!
SIMON Huh, what’s up?
Panel 3
SHOT OF BANREBUS AND LIZ
A frustrated Barnebus turns his attention to Liz, giving her some criticisms as Liz hisses back.
BARNEBUS Well, from what I’m hearing, it sounds like a clusterfuck! What in god’s name are you
doing Liz?!
LIZ Dude, I’m only adding a counterpoint to your
melody!
Panel 4
SHOT OF BANREBUS AND LIZ
Barnebus hisses back at Liz, as she glares at Barnebus. BARNEBUS Well, whatever you’re doing, it sounds like trash! This is MY song, not
              one of your β€˜fling shit onto the wall and see
              what sticks’ numbers!
Panel 5
SHOT OF AL AND LIZ

Al then comes in to suggest that Liz should try and compliment the rhythm section rather than try and counter the melody.
AL Ya know Liz, maybe you should focus some of your
              energy on complimenting me and Simon’s rhythm.
We sure could use your help! 
LIZ Hmm, alrighty!

Panel 1 INT. THE GARAGE – MORNING – SHOT OF AL, LIZ, SIMON AND BARNEBUS TITLE: The Starry Ladders – The Starry Ladders Are Born Part 26 # 1 β€” Will Steadman The band are around the mid-point of the song, though it seems they’re slightly struggling, Liz especially so. Caption Attempt #2 Panel 2 DITTO Barnebus then goes to ask everyone stop for a moment. BARNEBUS HEY HEY, STOP FOR A SEC! SIMON Huh, what’s up? Panel 3 SHOT OF BANREBUS AND LIZ A frustrated Barnebus turns his attention to Liz, giving her some criticisms as Liz hisses back. BARNEBUS Well, from what I’m hearing, it sounds like a clusterfuck! What in god’s name are you doing Liz?! LIZ Dude, I’m only adding a counterpoint to your melody! Panel 4 SHOT OF BANREBUS AND LIZ Barnebus hisses back at Liz, as she glares at Barnebus. BARNEBUS Well, whatever you’re doing, it sounds like trash! This is MY song, not one of your β€˜fling shit onto the wall and see what sticks’ numbers! Panel 5 SHOT OF AL AND LIZ Al then comes in to suggest that Liz should try and compliment the rhythm section rather than try and counter the melody. AL Ya know Liz, maybe you should focus some of your energy on complimenting me and Simon’s rhythm. We sure could use your help! LIZ Hmm, alrighty!

Liz is only trying to help!

www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L...

#webcomics #webtoons #comics #thestarryladders

06.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when Meryl Streep tried to girlbossify Margaret Thatcher?

06.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like how racist are we talking?

06.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
seluda | Ch 8 p 20 In and out, David feels and thinks himself. Touching branches in mind with the help of himself, not really himself. Hoping to feel more or less real. seluda is a psychological journey through their se...

ch 8 p 20!!
seluda.com/comic/chapte...

06.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Those fucking glasses

06.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
JB Pritzker posted a meme showing a LinkedIn profile for Kristi Noem. The bio says "DHS Secretary (Former) | Public Speaker | Unlicensed Dog Euthanizer"
Nerdjpg responds with "You will do nothing about this illegal genocidal war cause your of your family's ties to the military industrial complex including your cousin being chairman of the board of trustees of the Center for Strategic and International Studies largely funded by weapons manufacturers and states"

JB Pritzker posted a meme showing a LinkedIn profile for Kristi Noem. The bio says "DHS Secretary (Former) | Public Speaker | Unlicensed Dog Euthanizer" Nerdjpg responds with "You will do nothing about this illegal genocidal war cause your of your family's ties to the military industrial complex including your cousin being chairman of the board of trustees of the Center for Strategic and International Studies largely funded by weapons manufacturers and states"

I feel like I can only repost it like this

05.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Ralph Steadman’s β€œPolice Convention”

Ralph Steadman’s β€œPolice Convention”

just to help everyone visualize, this is the group of men Noem is currently speaking to

05.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You mean abolishing ICE or adding Body Cams?

05.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMy arrival was badly timed”

05.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Christ on a crutch. Anything for a god damn zing with these people.

05.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dude, same thing happened to me

05.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Panel 1
INT. THE GARAGE – MORNING – SHOT OF AL, LIZ, SIMON AND BARNEBUS
With everyone know what they’re doing (sorta) Barnebus happily leads them off with the countdown.
Caption Attempt #1
Panel 2
CLOSE UP ON BARNEBUS
Barnebus counts everyone off!
BARNEBUS 1 2 3 4!!!
Panel 3
SHOT OF AL, LIZ, SIMON AND BARNEBUS
As Barnebus goes to strum his guitar, a loud feedback comes from the amps, causing Barnebus to go all wide eyed for a minute as everyone stares at him and his amps for a minute... SFX BAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Panel 4
DITTO
Barnebus looks up for a bit, stone faced for a minute.
Panel 5
DITTO
With a grin, Barnebus wants that to be the song’s intro, with everyone else sorta nodding.
BARNEBUS ...Well shit. Guess that’s our intro

Panel 1 INT. THE GARAGE – MORNING – SHOT OF AL, LIZ, SIMON AND BARNEBUS With everyone know what they’re doing (sorta) Barnebus happily leads them off with the countdown. Caption Attempt #1 Panel 2 CLOSE UP ON BARNEBUS Barnebus counts everyone off! BARNEBUS 1 2 3 4!!! Panel 3 SHOT OF AL, LIZ, SIMON AND BARNEBUS As Barnebus goes to strum his guitar, a loud feedback comes from the amps, causing Barnebus to go all wide eyed for a minute as everyone stares at him and his amps for a minute... SFX BAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Panel 4 DITTO Barnebus looks up for a bit, stone faced for a minute. Panel 5 DITTO With a grin, Barnebus wants that to be the song’s intro, with everyone else sorta nodding. BARNEBUS ...Well shit. Guess that’s our intro

Imagine how loud it was for them

www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L...

#webcomics #webtoons #comics
#thestarryladders

04.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Panel 1
INT. THE GARAGE – MORNING – SHOT OF AL, LIZ, SIMON AND BARNEBUS
With everyone know what they’re doing (sorta) Barnebus happily leads them off with the countdown.
Caption Attempt #1
Panel 2
CLOSE UP ON BARNEBUS
Barnebus counts everyone off!
BARNEBUS 1 2 3 4!!!
Panel 3
SHOT OF AL, LIZ, SIMON AND BARNEBUS
As Barnebus goes to strum his guitar, a loud feedback comes from the amps, causing Barnebus to go all wide eyed for a minute as everyone stares at him and his amps for a minute... SFX BAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Panel 4
DITTO
Barnebus looks up for a bit, stone faced for a minute.
Panel 5
DITTO
With a grin, Barnebus wants that to be the song’s intro, with everyone else sorta nodding.
BARNEBUS ...Well shit. Guess that’s our intro

Panel 1 INT. THE GARAGE – MORNING – SHOT OF AL, LIZ, SIMON AND BARNEBUS With everyone know what they’re doing (sorta) Barnebus happily leads them off with the countdown. Caption Attempt #1 Panel 2 CLOSE UP ON BARNEBUS Barnebus counts everyone off! BARNEBUS 1 2 3 4!!! Panel 3 SHOT OF AL, LIZ, SIMON AND BARNEBUS As Barnebus goes to strum his guitar, a loud feedback comes from the amps, causing Barnebus to go all wide eyed for a minute as everyone stares at him and his amps for a minute... SFX BAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Panel 4 DITTO Barnebus looks up for a bit, stone faced for a minute. Panel 5 DITTO With a grin, Barnebus wants that to be the song’s intro, with everyone else sorta nodding. BARNEBUS ...Well shit. Guess that’s our intro

Imagine how loud it was for them

www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L...

#webcomics #webtoons #comics
#thestarryladders

04.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Either way, Billy Mays won in the end

04.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They need to listen to better music. /jk

04.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Frig off Ricky

04.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am guaranteeing you now that if Gavin Newsom wins the primary that Bernie Sanders will tell you that you have to vote for him for the presidency.

That's why Sanders is being so generous to Newsom right now.

03.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did Stuart get fat?

03.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wouldn't hire her as my attorney

03.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0