LazerPig

It pays to regularly check which twitter list you're on.
I should re-post more femboys, that usually scares the chuds away.

I am leaning towards No but I couldn't say for certain.
What I will say is "does it matter?"

NATO F-35s Intercept Armed Russian Aerobatic Jets and Tu-95s Over Barents Sea NATO air policing: Norway’s F-35s shadowed Russian Tu-95 and Su-35 aircraft in international airspace above the Barents Sea.

Year four of the three day special military operation and everything is going fine.
Imagine the US started to deploy the Blue Angels in combat roles?
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I am not tempted to try this

I'm considering a short filler video where I play with an AI dating ap and do everything I can to fuck over the AI and cause it to break.
Done a few test runs and was quite successful. So far I've managed to turn a "sexy encounter" with an elf queen into a full on communist revolution.

God no, you don't want four or five miniature me's running around screaming and shitting everywhere

It's annoying when artists make me look hotter as a pig than I do in real life.

Here I go Drawing Youtubers Again @LazerPig #pig #history #art #painting #speedpainting YouTube video by Val the Robot

People fanart, the way I do.
@lazerpig.bsky.social

#fanart #youtube #art #speedpaint #pig #military

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tats not 100% wrong

It's not that I forgot my password, it's just I have nothing witty to say.

吹けば飛ぶような小国の戦車(n‘∀‘)η砂漠迷彩だ

@lazerpig.bsky.social you wanted to see my little freak in your hoodie. (Once I get my visor made he will become real)

Clearly I am not trying hard enough

Can't trust anyone these days. it's really pathetic.

My DM's are empty my guy and I don't date fans

Being single is a rollercoaster between ugly crying into your pillow because you lonely and eating an entire cake you made from random things you found in your fridge cos no-one is there to stop you.

Should I get a dog?

they'll do that by themselves given a few more years

I've been trying to learn to draw by typing random prompts into midjourney, and then trying to re-create whatever image it spits out.
There is probably a better way, but the sadistic half of my brain lights up a little everything I remember that each time I do this is costs Midjourney money.

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I helped write this. I have written a statement within which goes over everything I want to say.
I hoped the day would never come when I had to write a cancel doc but when one of your best friends has been abused to the point they try to end it, life doesn't leave you much choice.

I'd be honoured

You ever want to learn how to make Scottish food with
@lazerpig.bsky.social
and a Twunk?! Well now you can!
Scottish Cooking Stream with LP on my Twitch Channel this Sunday, 7/20, at 8:30AM PST/11:30AM EST.

I am aware my channel is hacked by some cryptoslop shit. Dont click any posts I've put up till I let you guys know when things are unfucked

at home working on videos...

Dusha Kharkiv volunteers feed kids displaced by war, special needs people in and soldiers. But cooking for 100+ people daily is expensive. Gas, water, electricity and other expanses kept building up. They are now 500000 UAH or $125000 in debt and about to be evicted from their facility (1/2)

Rule of Acquisition number 76: Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

I don't have words. I was expecting something big and bombastic, this is America, this is the 250th anniversary of the Army, it should be glorious and have put russia's victory parade to shame.
Instead we got this watered down, poorly organised shambles, it was embarrassing.