Weirdo In Residence

Luke Skywalker in “The Empire Strikes Back” screams “no, that’s not true! That’s impossible!” while clinging onto an antenna.

Love to find my important paperwork in the last place I would ever look…a box labeled “Important PAPERWORK.”

The afterlife is real, and consists of fighting woodland creatures on behalf of local children.

*Hey, you wanna go to Taco Bell?*

“To follow that star, no matter how hopeless, no matter how far.”

I Lost Something in the Hills YouTube video by Sibylle Baier - Topic

Some *sad as fuck* music can act as a sin eater for this, because if you’re listening to it, you’re probably not doing well anyways. I don’t know your tastes, but your pfp reminds me of a song (and album) that’s seen me through some dark times.

There’s actually a very frightening windmill just out of frame which has cowed him.

Or that it goes bad.

It’s been very funny to realize that the never ending objection to “participation trophies” was never anything other than simple jealousy.

Doctor Manhattan “it is such and such a year meme” that says “it is 2013, 2016, 2026, and I am learning about asatru nazi shit with my friend Elizabeth.

Oh, goddamnit.

An edit of the old “homeland security advisory system,” which is a color chart ranging from green “low risk” to red “elevated risk,”supposedly indicating the risk of terrorism is the USA. In this edit all the text in the colored boxes has been erased, and a large shrug emoticon has been placed diagonally over top.

I don’t know what everyone is complaining about. I for one appreciate the clarity of the new system.

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

Yeah, we’re all 38.

Index cards aren’t enough.

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

Why is she dressed like a space nazi?

Nice comrade! That entitles you to a free vegan milkshake at participating antifa safe houses.

He looks like a divorced meerkat

I’d happily do this for the cost of the beer and street food. Sounds like a nice time.

A screenshot of “Chex Quest,” which was a Doom clone that came for free in boxes of Chex cereal.

Let the good times roll

Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.

Nah, I definitely had him as a roommate. Still owes me like $500.

“Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That’s not my department!” Says Wernher von Braun

People that have a totenkopf tattoo are not, in fact, normal people.

Irrationalism also depends on the cult of action for action’s sake. Action being beautiful in itself, it must be taken before, or without, any previous reflection. Thinking is a form of emasculation. Therefore culture is suspect insofar as it is identified with critical attitudes. Distrust of the intellectual world has always been a symptom of Ur-Fascism, from Goering’s alleged statement (“When I hear talk of culture I reach for my gun”) to the frequent use of such expressions as “degenerate intellectuals,” “eggheads,” “effete snobs,” “universities are a nest of reds.” The official Fascist intellectuals were mainly engaged in attacking modern culture and the liberal intelligentsia for having betrayed traditional values.

It is, yes.

First we’ll need to find a brilliant inventor that most desperately wanted to bring bloodshed, but only ever managed to invent a great new way to cuddle.

Luke Skywalker injured, and clutching a Bespin antenna, screams no. From the empire strikes back.

Spoken like someone who never watched the Super Mario 64 drowning animation.

Oh, so it’s gonna *crash* crash.