K.H.B.D.

Also very big "why is this thing on a Monday" hours

Excuse me, public school system of this municipality...why are we opening the schools on-time today?

Thanks, championship buddy!

Wtf, guys

A red and gold 1968 Lotus F1 car sporting a rear wing on two comically-tall pylons

It is time to educate the newer fans on the history of Lotus

Shoutout to the last Indiana game I attended which, of course, was the last victory of the Tom Allen era (sorry Wisconsin people)

Yeah, but you just know NFL scouts are gonna be like "zomg, he scored over 9000 on the wonderlic and can read books without pictures!"

20 years ago, playing to half-empty stadiums, hoping against hope we *might* get that sixth win and go to Detroit...now the Hundred is doing pep rallies on South Beach and playing "Defying Gravity" at the actual football national championship

Traditionally sticklers about audio quality...must not have read into the history of the Fullcast before calling

The main thing I'm asking the elected officials who are empowered by Article I of the Constitution of The United States Of America: *DO SOMETHING!*

Football stadium *and* basketball/hockey arena. The fact that Youngkin and Leonsis had a press conference, rollout, and everything was absolutely embarrassing

Some people: wow, IU has arrived in Miami to play for the literal actual national championship!

Me: They got to fly a 787!?!?

Like...I know how to mix cinnamon and sugar into butter, *and yet* Texas Roadhouse still drops the mic

Got a Texas Roadhouse giftcard...it's been a while since I had a genric chain restaurant steak, and I am loving it

And every time I drive through the Bloomington campus I become wistful and sad because it's a really great place that is being driven at full speed into the ground by "leadership"

For background: the state government did a hostile takeover of the Board of Trustees. IU had already done an ideological-whiplash president hire of a conservative lady (who loves football!), and anything that is arbitrarily considered "wasteful" is being cut or threatened by the governor

Ooooh, shiny! (And with the correct exterior design)

Ah, I see bluesky is discovering that Indiana is doing a sportswashing.

Much the way that I would like success for my pro teams as a matter of civic pride (regardless of idiot ownership), I wish nothing but the best for the dudes rocking on the field and the trophy-starved sportsball fans here

Well, Mayor Humdinger is from the completely fictional locale of Foggy Bottom....which actually feels extremely appropriate here.

We named and refer to a military leader as "Raisin' Cane" and we're using that IN A PRESS CONFERENCE ABOUT KIDNAPPING A FOREIGN LEADER

I'm crying

He sounds like he may just fall over in the middle of talking, good lord.

This is complete insanity

I really don't like that US "leadership" is currently in an ostentatious coastal palace (that will never be as secure as actual government buildings) on our southern coast.

Security nightmare

Anyway, impeachment please! Thanks!

I'm really ticked off.

I just want to drink a cup of coffee and read a book on a Saturday morning.

Oh snap...

The kids need to be taught about Jaromir Jagr, clearly.

(This is not true, no they don't)

I would not ever own a modern Jeep. THIS, however......

Good Morning https://youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI?si=WDUindZcB07F5lD1

I was really really annoyed when Hillary Clinton chose Tim Kaine to be her running mate in 2016, and man do I feel more vindicated every day

Sabers got themselves an arrow in the knee