Cozy Eb

Thanks! I'm looking for looooong series to read!

I'm just...I'm wondering how full of rage I will feel when I get to that Y book, quite honestly 😂

I made the classic rookie mistake of scoffing because it didn't hit fast enough that first time

By the end of the evening I was crying, thought I swallowed my tongue, and BEGGED the man I'm married to to call an ambulance.

He refused, laughed at me, and left me passed out on the couch. Bastard 🫩

Why did Ashley get to have a new opening credits intro??

#BeyondTheGates
#btg

Adding rye flour to my cookie dough is definitely a step in the right direction though 🤎

Cookie recipes that are good for homemade vs cookie recipes that you want to sell are two different animals!

Like these are good but not good enough to sell. It's frustrating because there are only so many batches of cookies I can force on people 😂

It's hard to tell if Americans are mostly stupid, mostly racist, or mostly misogynistic, but there's one thing for sure: we're definitely all three.

Am I crazy for this? 😂

They're not the boss of us

WHERE IS NANCY GUTHRIE

Everybody failed that lady! Just useless detective work.

I'm tired of hearing about 90s lore, it's starting to feel like it never existed and it was all a fever dream.
What about people who weren't teens or young adults in the 90s? Do they look back on that decade so fondly?

This must have been what it was like experiencing the roaring 20s

These people are crazy, I didn't know there were that many crazy people that migrated to this app. Crazy fucks. 😂

Orchard and orchid be kicking my ass daily

I really wanted Speed Queen, D wanted Maytag, so that's what we went with. He is the laundry whisperer and said that he likes it a lot, he just wishes there was an additional water level between "minimum" and "max".

The dryer is GREAT. And me, I would absolutely mix appliance brands idc 😂

I put a lil bit of anchovies in my shrimp and pasta and I don't taste anything. Taste buds might be shot

I passed on a brown butter cookie cake at Whole Foods AND the carrot bar cake from Costco, nothing y'all say on here is gonna hurt my feelings the way missing out on cake does

If you suffer from seasonal allergies or perimenopause, I got a tip to put a little bit of Flonase in your ears every morning to control itching and OMG IT WORKS.

Sometimes I want to mash my earbuds inside of my ear the itching gets so bad, but I've been doing this for a week and now I'm chilling😌

Like, don't fucking tell me what to do. I'll be mad and hold a grudge against these traitors FOREVER

Who the fuck are you

Oh that's pretty good, that's still cheaper than Cali on a regular day 😂

*aggressive breathing*
EVERY MORNING AT THE LEAKY SPOON

I made some bread with starter I haven't fed in almost two weeks and the sourness was overwhelming. I might have to trash it idk

Baby I'm going to follow my paid off Tesla into the pits of hell

About to make a ham biscuit brickle and BEANS

Also in home healthcare under Medicare. But killing citizens in the street was more important.

I’m just imaging telling all the babies now being born with HIV or dying of starvation, I’m sorry, but I think Harris didn’t define her plan for Gaza well enough during the 100 days she ran so I had to help elect a literal madman who has been stating his egregious opinions for 10 years

Matt Leinert and Tim Tebow

Shaboozey 🫩

Kamala Harris was gonna give y'all down payment assistance but I guess war is nice too

I had an edible last night and as I was falling asleep, I had an idea about adding rye flour, cardamom and pistachios to chocolate chip cookies???

I'm gonna try it fuck it. A little bit of rye gives bread SO much flavor, it has to be good in cookies. HAS TO BE.