Mr. Fascinating

I hit a man with my car and no one saw it. I don’t even know if he lived or not but I’m out here living my life a free man.

Looked my bitch-ass boss in his eyes and told him, “on Sunday I drink.. and still no recover.”

Outside wearing a wife beater. Smoking a black & mild.

Googling how to contact the dead

Not my problem

Fingers crossed I get struck by lightning omw to get pussy

Lightning, thunder, and a bitch w a scary ex boyfriend

Suspended by society

If u wanna nut hard you gotta nut real
- Mahatma Gandhi

I’m a filthy bum and a retard, but I will accept the nomination for lord emperor of the world and all existence

Setting up a hammock in the work bathroom. The AC works real good in here. Its hot dead air in the room I work in

I be talkin to my life like yeah baby don’t stop sucking

* turns off my body cam *

I tell my kids every night never to sleep on their tummies. Booty bandits are everywhere

Last night I hit an Israeli with a baseball bat outside of the museum and he exploded into several thousand cockroaches and vanished into the cracks of the sidewalks

My first true love? Lol, that easy. Sellin drugs.

Cussin like a Canadian

The thing about Philly is sometimes the mail man just decides not to deliver your mail.

I’m silly, but I can be goofy too…

Made a new purchase

A severed human head is gon run ya bout 5 hunnid on the street

Ima amateur mortician

Spilled coffee on myself and lashed out at my family for it

If u got vitiligo ima need you to stand in the back

Heart of a hustla, mind of a bozo

Chillin on the couch. Chillin hard. Listening to the neighbors beat their children.

Damn they got sexbots on here too, that’s fucked

Vernon Castle

There’s somethin in the wooder in Phildelfya