AMDO

you are simply in trouble until you figure it out

i think you learn more when you’re having fun

i’m sorry this restaurant looks ass

chisel not necessary you can just peel it off

to eat

heads up everybody they’re calling death The New Freedom

i just appreciate the lack of bum fights on my timeline

get in line buddy

white skin emoji just an aesthetic red flag- so you’re proud of being white? so shame is dead?

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

trump gets to pick out a new girlfriend for him

the what

i don’t know all the bird names so a lot of times they get names like red-hatted smarties and sweet pink chesties

oh i love a midcent throwback

oh my lord that looks beautiful but we are using lunch meat today lmao

french’s creamy dill pickle spread

bro

right? i lack hoagie spread anyway that’s what i’m inching towards

i fuckin love these guys

healthy choice on about 3 levels. sigma

classic bono

they are always Doing This Shit

well well well. people can keep posting sandwiches by the way

i am at the crossroads right now greg

remember that time the did the song for the olympics

okay should i make a big italian sandwich or a big cuban sandwich? for the day just for food in the house

warm spot for cup

like if i accidentally eat a bowl of chili for lunch

hello i am forty years old and i would like to take a picture with your arm

hope he’s ready to talk to me about where he’s going to put casey jones

you must be 40