The only way this day could get better is if a puppy shot her in the face.
@normaleighhangry
40yo she/they, Married 18y, part time chaos demon. π―π₯¦π¨ I enjoy long walks to the refrigerator. Bob's is my comphy show. Designated Fat Funny Friend. I only tolerate those who also practice tolerance. Norma_leigh_hangry on TikTok.
The only way this day could get better is if a puppy shot her in the face.
Bye bye Krusty! Don't let the door hit you in your pancake ass on the way out.
Did they say no to using his beloved unpasturized milk in his coffee, now he's got an ax to grind?
Damn Rich, that elephant fukin a cat rough!
Love that shit.
did RFK release his spores or something everyone is sick
Oof! π
But not out of character.
Do they both rape children?
Seems like one is slightly worse if you ad that bullet point.
Different cults, same results!
me: hello
jason statham: (father was killed by a friendly greeting) excuse me
Just a random reminder that over 50 members of Congress collectively own millions of dollars in defense contractor stocks.
They stand to personally profit from wars that enrich these contractors.
Make no mistake, this is legalized corruption.
Watch how they vote this week.
These people deserve a firing squad not prison.
That went in one ear and out the other.
People like that listen to respond not to understand.
Have you ever pinched a veegeer lip from accidentally sitting weird on a toilet?
Go back to sleep.
Count bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums.
I lost my dog months ago. I'm in a house full of people but I feel so fucking lonely without my baby.
Honestly as far as cola.
DR. PEPPER > Coke > Pepsi
Oh no!!!
That thing we all said would happen is happening!
Who could have predicted such a thing?
World leaders should have to fight in the battles they start.
Damn
Social media created this nonsense idea that not exposing yourself to hatred is isolationist. Choosing to not spend your free time with bigots isnβt living in a bubble. I donβt need to know whatβs going on at X. I wonβt be smarter or more knowledgeable or empathic by being there. Neither will you.
Did a McDonald's employee take matters into their own hands?
Send all the men who voted for the repugnant buffoon.
Lock HIM up!
Lock HIM up!
Lock HIM up!
Lock HIM up!
Lock HIM up!
Lock HIM up!
Lock HIM up!
Or
Firing squad.
Sending RFK Jr. to Iran to shake hands with diplomats with his shriveled, bacteria-stained hands would probably have saved a lot of money on bombs.
Iβm having one of them late-night thoughts.
How come you can drink a drink. But canβt food food?