The falcon refusing to take the falconers calls, rude.
07.03.2026 01:27
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The falcon refusing to take the falconers calls, rude.
Honestly turning it into a data centre feels like the ultimate TF Lathe bit
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)
True Art
I am thinking that the decrepit sack of dog mince Winston Peters went on radio yesterday and said the 2023 election results stopped NZ becoming a "Venezuela or Myanmar" and we're RATIONING DIALYSIS to hit an arbitrary spend target.
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face
Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now
31 years ago today, Krusty the Clown first mentioned saying βthe quiet part loud,β an expression which has since gone on to widespread usage.
#TheSimpsons episode βA Star is Burnsβ first aired March 5, 1995.
If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kΔkΔpΕ chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!
NΕ idea, the one that sounds like it sucks (all of them)
In that they all are, yes.
There had been a long run-up, but I do wish the soundtrack had been at least a little better for the big reveal.
13th March 2019, I'm driving to a meeting for work and some godawful song by Supertramp came on the radio. Suddenly, as if visited by the angel of gender, I had the realisation that I could just transition if I wanted. Told my partner the next day, having made an appointment with my doctor.
Why did you transition? Wrong answers only.
Got tired of having my eyebrows threaded
Dana White had copies of my articles on the UFC printed so that he could put them in a big binder of work by people he hated, and in truth, being hated by that guy is one of my proudest accomplishments
you may not like it but this is what peak cooking performance looks like
an image promoting a substack article titled β25 medieva manuscripts you can look at online right nowβ
i made a starter back of beautiful and unique manuscripts you can browse online! (with links) for anyone that wants a good way to spend an afternoon :)
open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...
Female #kakapo are utterly focussed on their chicks. Stella came back to the nest while I was checking her very young chicks two nights ago. Apparently unconcerned by me being there, she jumped in and started brooding them in front of me. #conservation #parrots #birds #kakapo2026
the "Dune" series of books tackles the age-old question of "would you still love me if i was a worm", eventually arriving at the answer of "your petty imperialism will not withstand the endless light of islam"
How to win in November
This could be a dream job for the right person. Rare opportunity to work with our amazing local game development community.
www.seek.co.nz/job/90732750
BREAKING: Iranian artists TRICKED US-Israeli joint forces with "paintings on the ground." Experts believe that the recently contracted OpenAl-driven weapon technologies have "wasted millions of dollars" worth of missiles.
Art really scored one against AI here.
Meme triptych of Duke Leto and Paul Atreides Text: We must not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind. Why not? Because people are fucking idiots, Paul. They're just... incredibly stupid.
Lmao our government are looking at the giant VPN rake the UK Labour Party stepped on like
Not much angers me more than drinking from a soggy paper straw while knowing that billionairres take 30 min flights in their private jets to go pickup breakfast croissants
Hell yeah man, congrats! π
Joani Reid: I had no reason to suspect my husband was spying for China.
Her husband:
My man out here looking like the Pilsbury Doughbigot, passing secrets to the Chinese government that are just printouts of JK Rowling's tweets covered in "Much to think about!" and "Sandy Peggie π" in red ink.
This TERF Chinese spying thing is so great man. Being an asset for the Special Intelligence Service (toilets division). Doing transvestigation on your handler. Getting pouty when you're told that the code phrase can't be the Stanisland Question.
when Iβm a Chinese intelligence officer and I get sent to Britain so now I have to do a six week background course in advanced transphobia before I can go
The Gamete Who Came In From The Cold
@oldmatecans.bsky.social yes...ha ha ha.....YES
