The Chonkahedron

To all the chubby millennials who are rediscovering briefs, you're doing fantastic work.

Purple Rain has both.

Gigs I have tickets for this year (so far):

Christopher Cross
Sugar
The B-52s
Garbage
The Cure

Truly, I am a cliché alternative xennial queer.

Tummy Tuesday for the first time in ages. Hello there.

Advertise your accent with a gif.

I miss things like that. Like the hidden "Wizard Of Oz" cut of RHPS.

Man Bites Dog.

Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence

I am not complaining at all.

Although maybe you could recreate that other calendar. 😜

I'm 6'3" tall and fat. Come at me.

Random memories of a 90s TV program that had a small section on Girth & Mirth SF and also a Jerry Springer episode that that had 2 fat guys making out. I really wish I could find them.

Undefeatable is a cheesy campy classic that's absolutely worth a watch. But Yes, Madam! has some phenomenal action scenes with Cynthia and Michelle Yeoh.

*grabby hands motions*

As someone with a love of VHS and of hairy fat guys, this is incredible. 😍

Skinny Puppy - Assimilate YouTube video by rideronthestorm22

Happy EBM day everyone!

Curve means the list is automatically correct.

Allegro Non Troppo is such an underappreciated masterpiece.

Persepolis, Chico & Rita, When The Wind Blows, Gandahar, A Cat In Paris, Mary & Max.

I used to be a lot more social, that's one of my things to work on more this year too.

I've posted (arguably too many) full nudes and the smell of cigars makes me sick so that's where I stand!

Aside from the piss filter, the plants in the mirror are very wrong, the spray can is missing and there's a missing finger on one hand.

Are dudeoir photoshoots still a thing?

From earlier. Haircut. Gay powers restored.

It was about the same time he was writing All Star Batman & Robin so not surprising it was absolute dogshit.

It's between Mortal Kombat Annihilation and Sucker Punch. At least Annihilation is enjoyably terrible in hindsight but Sucker Punch had me so painfully bored.

I've just spent the past couple of hours with my cat snuggled up to me, and I feel so honoured that this independently minded wee sweetie pie feels that in my arms is the safest place to be.

I guess I'm not so bad after all.

Not true, the Scots and the Irish get along pretty well.

Me too!

I'm not complaining in the slightest, honestly.

Nah, when they first started they weren't. Then they started making briefs and got a bunch of rugby teams involved and then the writing was on the wall. And the waistband.

Oddballs have become Aussiebum for bears, haven't they?

Overdrawn At The Memory Bank, very closely followed by Hobgoblins.