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guy-who-cultivates-an-"intellectualized"-taste-in-Berlin-techno-and-drinks-barista-brewed-third-wave-coffee-every-morning glasses
Hit me with that gay shit
Just listened to Rolling Stones - Beggars Banquet straight through for the first time
how many black people did they have to put out of work to release this album in 1968?!
IAMA guy who beat Ornstein & Smough on the first try AMA
The blue shell is DEI make Mario Kart Good Again
40 is the new 15
Intelligence officials are starting to leak to me now too. Hereβs a memo Defense Intelligence Agency personnel received instructing them to suspend observances including:
- Holocaust Remembrance Day
- MLK Day
- Juneteenth
Super Smash Bros. Penultimate
cope springs eternal
Donβt blink. If youβre a blinker, cut your eyelids off.
in my unconditional self-esteem, asking fearlessly for what I need era
Owning a dog is great except for the part where you have to figure out how to convince it to let you shave its asshole so the sores it created by licking too aggressively can heal
in my motherFUCKIN sludge monster era
Broke: Pop lock n drop it
Woke: Sloop blorp n clop it
broke: JJ Abrams
woke: Damon Lindeloff
I'm a part of this world, like the trees and the earth
We'd all worship time if we knew what it's worth
wingardium levi-gyoza
We need a communism that is so horny it canβt be co-opted
UGC stands for βunoriginal gangster contentβ
Ready to say Dale Cooper is one of the greatest characters in the history of television and Iβm only 3 episodes in
Broke: Live your life w/ the confidence of a mediocre white man
Woke: Live your life confident that you and your needs matter regardless of your level of mediocrity. Also, isn't it annoying that white dudes are more likely to have that confidence without having to try due to socioeconomic factors?
1989 Little Mermaid was set in Denmark.
Why the fuck is there a lobster with a caribbean accent and caribbean inspired musical numbers
Reality TV dating show where they only cast wimpy fucking nerds who talk about philosophy
Everything happens for a reason and that reason is is inflicting human misery
A reality tv dating show where they serve the contestants psilocybin tea instead of alcohol
Fuckin moon, man. What is that shit?
Telling your boss what you need from them to do a good job is life changing. Highly recommend.
I don't know who needs to hear me shouting this into the void but all you're doing is shouting into the void