Cristen A. Nelsen

When friends make you feel easy to love it makes my heart feel so full

Mood

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

The holidays are coming.. are you on the nice list?

I gotta lock in and get kinder and weirder its the only way

Man who kills legend becomes legend.

Loving Lady Gaga’s new song:

Me to myself: can you just be normal about literally anything please

What about the “very into thrifting streetwear”?

Thank you Remy, this DOES help

Honestly my take on switch 2 leaks is that product leaks (especially in gaming) are so lame. I’d rather have fun and be surprised with Nintendo’s announcements then just see a sad boring article

Thinking about him

They just don’t name men like they used to.

Men then used to name: Bing

My dermatologists assistant: You have very nice cheekbones!
Me: thanks I grew them myself

This is literally the perfect cardigan

Jk I just remembered I’m from Miami

Why have I never in my entire life offered someone a handshake as a greeting? Why does that seem so weird to me?

Oh you’ve piqued my interest 👀

But do you WANT to be?

I never had a tiktok but I am finding myself mourning the loss of an app my friends and acquaintances used as a creative outlet— still, there are way too many “alternatives” coming out and I can’t be expected to download them all when I can barely handle these twitter dupes 😭

I think I speak for everyone when I say we would grade you highly

👀

That fourth picture is an incredible choice @blainegibson.bsky.social

Oops, that’s right. Well my sentiment stays the same.

SEE. The whole song is menacing.

The issue is no one hears how threatening the song “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” is when they say “Hang your stockings and SAY YOUR PRAYERS.” Santa’s got a hit list.

Welcome to Hell!

AND EVERYONE ELSE’S!!!! LET’S GOOO

(Do you have to add additional sentences in parentheses to add more context to what you’re texting or are you neurotypical?)

I will message you 🤌