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Could they have fallen somewhere on the floor? Maybe. Could they have pushed themselves all they way to the back of my eyes? Maybe.

Tried to put in a contact, lost it. Tried to put in the other, lost it. Can't find them anywhere. Eyes feel obstructed but can't find evidence that there's anything in them.

If you’re not at awp you can still get our books at awp prices: $10, $15 or $20: malarkeybooks.com/store

I loved it out there

I went to Seattle for AWP but skipped AWP because there's nothing better than skipping AWP to drive into the mountains for pie.

Twede's Diner.

My phone informs me that three years ago today, I entered the town of Twin Peaks

Welcome to the achievement society, my fellow depressives and losers.

"Disciplinary society is still governed by no. Its negativity produces madmen and criminals. In contract, achievement society creates depressives and losers." — Byung-Chul Han, The Burnout Society

An anagram for Markwayne Mullin is "murky melanin law"

come out and play with us #AWP

An anagram for Markwayne Mullin is "murky melanin law"

Woman holding an American flag with the text overlaid on screen that reads "fuck this".

This screenshot from my HAIR SHIRT book trailer never misses

It’s true this is just our third AWP but today was our best Thursday ever. Thanks to everyone who bought a book or picked up a zine or just stopped by to say hey!

Andy Weir in a blue polo and hat.

I thought this was Jeb Bush at first

Go see Joey. He’ll fix ya right up.

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

Incredible history

This is the table where you can get your HAIR SHIRT

I hear that everyone's saying "You buy a copy of HAIR SHIRT yet?"

Tickled that the American variation of dubstep was derisively called brostep. It's a very apt name for a genre that was very dumb and aggro.

I hear the place to be at AWP is the Malarkey Books table where they're selling hot hot hot copies of HAIR SHIRT.

Book marks and a copy of Sick Sad Queer by Ly Faulk

In addition to a TON of books, we’ve got some free stuff for you to grab as well. Come by the @malarkeybooks.bsky.social table at AWP!! #506

Poetry isn't real.

Also The Life of the Party is Harder to Find, which if you should get, too.

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Saw a reel where the person asked "How often do you have guests stay at your house? Once or twice a quarter?"

What kind of insane person measures time like that?

But can your AI do this? *curls up on the floor and cries*

Haven't you heard? Slow poetry is the new thing. Anyone who's anyone is going to be talking about it soon, once they get around to it eventually.

I don't really want to go to see a show at the United Center but for Gorillaz with Deltron 3030 I just might.