John Blankstein

so this years location is Vaudeville?

Blake would fight you briefly on this but ultimately agree

pursuant to your post, I think @billwalton had lots of good commentary on Jerry and his bandmates

I think this is true. I'd like to see the numbers laid out very carefully.

No longer too good for social media

Riddle me this

Which schools have had coaches call
Me on the phone and which have sent letters

It’s too late for a “new experience at a school now” Gotta be a public’schopl for me

Which public school sent the most players to my three college sc…yeah all three
Of them Maybe my brother

Donald trump knows what @elon doesn’t cause Donald trump doesn’t dispair
We can keep saying he’s stupid and watch him kick out ass

It wasn’t a cookie that kid Mazur threw me

Ask the guy in the box not the Spector flashing cash

If people that know me have questions about me they should come talk to me

Maybe I’ll write a limerick about how I like beer too

Come at me I come back

I’ll tell you want I think that ozempic shit is the same fucking thing we talk therapy

Blanker blanker who gives a fuck if the government gets re-opened

There’s an L in there people—I couldn’t get an interview from a guy in the town a fuck

Quality is quality

Rooves And steins And shoes

Ask my cousin my dads favorite shoe

If I’m wearing laces prob I needed help tying them

Fucking battery

I’m not joking about i want some data before I get another phone

I can do this shit with a flip phone guys

I can do it with a deck of index cards too

Car alarms and low flying planes and bullshit like that scares kids and dogs and some adults

Pregame antics by the players Bobby cox likes that

I doubt he even watched the bullshit between innings

Less hail Mary’s in Presbyterian churches It’s a loophole for barefoot lawyers

Check and see if he paid for his own hat

Lebron had been a pro for forever by the decision How much cash did that show raise

Show it to me Jerry maguire

Welcome back kotter ? Ok but maybe we twist it up ? Gotta be another school needs a fat bench coach

Not as fat as the last time tho

My sister in law might have a job for me But everyone’s too busy to give my mom a ride

Monday morning quarterbacks get this

Sports who gives a fuck

When I’m talking cards I’m a politcal scientist When I’m talking religion or politics. That’s when I’m talking political philosophy

A guitarist like my guy Fleet week boys

I did the research I turned in a c- paper on Billy budd

People think I’m a bullshitter still I guess

Well my freshman year quarterback is about to pick me up at church and jailhouse rock yo

Do I not need the cpap every night anymore

I can go without it probably permanently

The two assistants I want are not marked the way o want them

I just don’t know how much I can pay them If they don’t know their already hired then I don’t know what to tell you people

I’m sure all kinds of Albanian churches would welcome me

They drink a lot of strong coffee and play cards all day Basically

And fuck ozempic I went off that against doctors orders and not only

Look the @teamsters.bsky.social no I’d never disrespect the union bug

That’s why a drive in the country with me isn’t a chill walk in the foliage

Sometimes someone gets the message a day late and a dollar short that everyone’s culture matters

Who says I can’t write my PhD at a school west the Cubans are gonna be hospitable hosts ???

Room for one

My wife loves that house

If you have my yearbook but not everyone that signed it your gonna need me to decode it all

I like New England and I like the south

At the right time

Not the time that’s exactly wrong

The guy who baited everyone by always dropping his left

Todays my day to “flesh out my ideas with one of the wright brothers who I think I told I was imagining Holyfield v what’s his name what is his name

So accidental radiation from a “chest protector “ doesn’t kill off all your sperm now? Of a man who was what almost 55 when Covid hit

Fatten em up for the wedding pic girls

Just cause I’m good with a “girl who I could whip eventually but she might take me deep into the late rounds”

Idk if

How old was I when I started to understand my mom was smarter than my dad …

See that dad you were right

Sticking around home when mom was sick maybe was a mistake

Not mine you’res I’m sure some MFer told you to go learn Albanian culture

It’s not the engineering you stupid mothafuckers

The sign crew used to be a man’s job

That’s not me talking

But if actors and comedians are gonna take advice from clowns on tv instead of the fucking teams of blonds and brunette
S and the fucikkng runners

How many women actors can beat