Samzilla

Ditto from Pokémon Pokopia with the caption, "Oh dear... It looks like SOMEONE needs a bit more sleep!"

Goodnight my fellow Pokémon Trainers!

I ❤️ furry chest.

I'm really enjoying Pokémon Pokopia. Between this, Animal Crossing, and Hello Kitty Island Adventure their is some joy in my mundane life. 🥰

I remember getting this on CD back when VH1 played music videos.

Yes!!! 🤩

The characters from Bananas in Pyjamas.

This is peak queerness.

a man in a white shirt is holding a sponge in his hand and water is coming out of it . Alt: Mr. Clean erotically squeezing a sponge.

Mr. Clean is my sugar daddy.

Imagine cleaning this toilet up after someone has a blowout.

I care about ballet and opera, Timothée. You sick to riding sandworms.

I had a crush on him in the Brady Bunch movies. Also, his Peter Parker wore the gay pride shirt. 🤭

Homophobic parents really need to grow up.

It's a homophobic crime that Squirtle is dry.

Everything about this is so messed up. Also, a very good reason why people shouldn't be using AI.

Don't worry the cutie isn't dead just parched.

Squirtle from Pokémon Pokopia laying on dray land with Tangrowth saying, "What that on the ground over there? Could it be a Pokémon."

How could they do that to Squirtle!

I got a Nintendo Switch 2 SD card (256 GB) today at Target and had a cute redhead cub check me out. 🥰

I want the new Ditto game.

Those curls 🥵

He has joy over a certain nurse.

You, in another decade

Had a dream that I was a woman and I'm actually okay with that. I don't want to be a woman but it does express how I feel about my gender sometimes.

Timothy Tulip actually sounds really cute.

I feel the same way sometimes.

Mark Duplass and Sterling K. Brown in Biosphere (2022).

Watching this homoerotic science fiction comedy called Biosphere and admiring Sterling K. Brown's tits.

I want your needle full of serum in my rectum. 😏

The letter D is brought to you by dick.

Donkey Kong from Punch-Out!! (Wii).

Donkey Kong has nice titties.

I fell in love with Murray Bartlett.

R2-D2 agrees 😏

a cartoon drawing of a yellow robot with a black cape Alt: C-3PO taking a black robe off.

As long as I can say something about C-3PO undressing himself.