graybandit

Following this via your posts as if you're some sort of war correspondent has been fun.

Really cool cooperative experience to follow!

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.

*Charles Barkley voice* that's terrierable

non fun oklahoma fact: Oral Roberts University isn't related to toothbrushes or blowjobs

and eyebrows

why do the eyebrows just go crazy

how many does it serve? gotta make good use of it, can't really have leftovers if it's past date when opened

the neighborhood children (including ours) are currently experiencing the canon event of using icicles as popsicles

well...I am become old

rebranding to disaster melt

Came to ask this as well. Technicality police!

Zach Wilson tho? Kill me now

He and Hughes just outworked everybody for that last goal.

Student who punched another student holding pro-ICE sign at Lake Zurich High School received 2-day suspension No criminal charges were filed, but the student who punched another student for holding a pro-ICE sign at Lake Zurich High School last week received a two-day suspension and is back in class.

Important update: Local news outlet in Illinois says that kid who punched the pro-ICE jerk even though he was told he would get in trouble did not face any charges but served a two-day suspension from school.

www.lakemchenryscanner.com/2026/02/20/s...

they can't ALWAYS take a second round exit

(yes they will)

pour some syrup out for the homies

It’s the first time the US men’s and women’s hockey teams have won gold in the same Olympics 🥇🥇

Renaissance painting in front of the net

not seeing a difference tbh

Accurate

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

consensus is "classic westerns"?

for a few dollars more, duh

why not Aluminium tho

just did rosemount to mankato the hard way, fucking hell who taught these people to drive

Love Can Look Like Anything, Even Marriage Comedian and writer Josh Gondelman on choosing a "structurally vanilla" life.

I feel honored and delighted every day that I get to live a "structurally vanilla" life with @joshgondelman.bsky.social. That's my kink. playboy.substack.com/p/love-can-l...

For college football's future, be careful to understand how it grew and succeeded The sport's manifest destiny opened doors for Indiana and others. Consolidating power and access could eliminate the thrill of that growth.

MY COLUMN(UNIST MANIFESTO): I wrote about Indiana's incredible rise, JMU and the G6, 2005 Boise State-Georgia, manifest destiny, Frank Broyles, fainting couches and the super-league consolidation forces that threaten to make college football less college football-like.

www.espn.com/college-foot...

Like waiting for textures to load in a video game but real life

Shot*

I've trained my autocorrect too well...

Beautiful damn shit, can't even be mad about that