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Steve Markham

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Transplanted western New Yorker (Rochester), husband, father. #StarTrek/#StarWars fan. Sports fan. #Mets ⚾️ #BillsMafia 🏈 #Sabres πŸ’

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We may see a glove thrown into the crowd soon. #wbc

08.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A tweet from me from the other place saying β€œ GOT BUFFALO SAUCE ALL OVWR MG
BASEMENT”

A tweet from me from the other place saying β€œ GOT BUFFALO SAUCE ALL OVWR MG BASEMENT”

And for getting buffalo sauce all over my basement

07.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Taron Johnson Pulls Reverse Uno Card on Lamar for 101-Yd Pick 6!
Taron Johnson Pulls Reverse Uno Card on Lamar for 101-Yd Pick 6! YouTube video by NFL

Happy trails Taron Johnson. He was responsible for one of my favorite moments in Bills history youtu.be/Ke2mS9-dPpI?...

07.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How about gypsy violins

06.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What athlete’s expression will stay with you the rest of your life?

06.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œStar Trek generations” title screen

β€œStar Trek generations” title screen

Hey siri define comfort movie

02.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Why are you crying? It’s just a kid’s movie.

The movie:

01.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I prefer Ronald McDonald inspired menus

27.02.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek Voyager scene. We're in an old stoney brickey small church environment and the EMH Doctor seems to be back on his bullshit. He's wearing priestly clothing, all black, and pointing with rage and fury, his face all tense and snarled and he's gritting his (holographic) teeth. Closed caption reads, "Sinners, all of you." 
TBH it feels like an exclamation point would fit better here but closed captions sometimes miss the intensity. So please, dear reader, you have my encouragement to read it with a ! At the end because that's the "vibe".

Star Trek Voyager scene. We're in an old stoney brickey small church environment and the EMH Doctor seems to be back on his bullshit. He's wearing priestly clothing, all black, and pointing with rage and fury, his face all tense and snarled and he's gritting his (holographic) teeth. Closed caption reads, "Sinners, all of you." TBH it feels like an exclamation point would fit better here but closed captions sometimes miss the intensity. So please, dear reader, you have my encouragement to read it with a ! At the end because that's the "vibe".

27.02.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 669 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 13
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Just saw a highlight of Edwin Diaz in a Dodgers uniform 🀒

26.02.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s my first baseman. 🫑

25.02.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 1308 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 4

Don’t make me tap the sign

25.02.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
100% pure

100% pure

My pre-buttal to tonight’s State of the Union. Retweet as needed.

24.02.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t spend the precious moments of your life watching an old rapist lie to you on TV tonight, do something healthier like chew on roofing nails

24.02.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 1987 πŸ” 372 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 18

Remember guys you don’t HAVE to watch tonight. Protect your mental health. #SOTU

24.02.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

We’re obviously going 162-0 this season

24.02.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My boy has informed me that β€œ6-7” is now β€œcringe”.. as if it wasn’t before

24.02.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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John Oliver on his son's Mets fandom and how the Mets are actually very British.

24.02.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 196 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 19

North Jersey

23.02.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least 2 feet or so

23.02.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
My wife and I with a giant snow pile behind us

My wife and I with a giant snow pile behind us

My  street with a ton of snow on it

My street with a ton of snow on it

My driveway with giant minds of snow on it

My driveway with giant minds of snow on it

Digging out our sidewalk

Digging out our sidewalk

This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S

23.02.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

We’ll have the WBC soon at least

23.02.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
My snow covered block

My snow covered block

Welcome to blizzardpocalypse 2026

23.02.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Exhibition or no, always fun to beat the Yankees! #LGM

22.02.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s two sides to every Schwartz. He has the up side today

22.02.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm standing in line to pick up some celebratory pizza and wings, and made everyone jump scare with my outburst of laughter.

Kudos to whoever created this.

22.02.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

@HowieRose tweeted
I’ve seen lots of comments that Canada was the better team today. Okay, here’s what makes hockey so great. Yes, the Canadians had a territorial edge, and outshot Team USA, but the most dominant position in sports is the hockey goaltender, and Connor Hellebyuck proved that again.

22.02.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Losing the gold medal game is brutal, but here’s a plushie to ease your pain

22.02.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1