#BJ4L
06.03.2026 20:42
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#BJ4L
We are a Lot Jesus tribute act.
Anyone want to pretend they care about Neil Sedaka with us? #phishbeefs
We are.
Anything but another MEAN PEOPLE SUCK sticker.
Mononeon, Oteil, Chris Dave...seems the only people pissed at Marcus are white suburban #phans. Seems those people should be more grateful to us for fixing America for them with our online outrage and virtue. Anyone not #ophended we said "those people" is canceled. There. We fixed racism too.
Maybe posting HOG *for* tickets is the way to go...
Outjorked again.
I wonder if they held a vote on MSG or if Trey just signed an Executive Order
Great job! Can you cancel us next, please?
No way, a bottom is main anchor on Larry Ellison?
When it feels this good being yoused...
Some of you wooks may be bad apples, but you smell like Durian
#beeflife
#phishbeefs
#stankyphans
We find this idea very #ophensive.
Bon Jovi and Phish and Rush and Phish and Bon Jovie and Phish and Rush
Imagine if I just spent the summer doing this at Madison Square Garden. I could.. but I won't.
Vers rule the pit because we know when to hold them and when to fold them.
Bad people like us #phans a group made entirely of bad apples?
We are #ophended.
Kamala would have shot that fool!
So you agree it is now the 5.0 era and JOTY means jam of the yachtrock?
Is it true juggalos show each other their assholes to make friends at their gathering? Put that in your little wagon and wheel it around at Mondegreen, why don't you?
Tonight's A Song I Heard The Ocean Sing was the longest jam of the 5.0 era because 4.0 is the past. #phishbeefs
Yes. We have to let our love/hate for the Phish from Vermont linger as we enter the 5.0 era. #phishbeefs
We love (hate) the Phish from Vermont!
Can't we linger and hate at our own pace?
We know.
Didn't we tell #phans to leave us alone at work? Don't come down here taking pictures while we are stirring up batches of gopher gravy.
Yes, you are correct. New Edition was playing while you were being conceived. This is where your love of boy bands began and has now come full circle and manifested in the ways you love Phish here on the bluesky platform. You win #phishbeefs trivia night now go clean your room.
::pops more pills::
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