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“Special Envoy” lmfaoooooooooooo

A cream colored cat with a greyish tan face and paws lies on her side raised up on one paw rather like a Roman reclining on an elbow. Her blue eyes are wild and her tongue is out crazily.

DERE DIERYE!!! WE’ME GEDTIG SHLEVFS!!! BIEG TAWL SHLEFVS

IME’LL KLIBM ANED KLIBM 2TOE TEHE TOPPYTIP TEHE LIDERALL PIN A CALL

IME AME MOPSA!!!!!!!!!!!! IME TEHE TOP BISSHE ES TEHE BODDOMP

NOTE LEIK TAHAT YUOU HEV A DERDY MINED DIERYE

PEE ESS IME’AME LOKINGK 4FOR WART 2TO LOTST OF SWARES

#cats

A scruffy cream colored car with linty looking face and paws lies on her side on a cat tower with her mouth wide open and eyes shut.

DERE DIERYE

PIPPE WET 2TO TEHE VEDT
SHEE HASE TEHE CLEENIST EERS TEHE VEDT HASE CEED EN YEERSE

MINE EERS RE NOTTE CLEEN BEAKOZ TEHER ES 2TO MUTSH HAR EN TEHEM

TAHAT ES ALLE

X CEPT DOE CRIMS

IME AM MOPSA

PEE ESS TEHE VEDT HADE A BENTCH PIPPE HIDED UNDUR TEHEY STILLE GODT HIR OWT #catsofbluesky

A calico cat wearing a black tracking device sits on top of a small garden tent. There are bare branches of trees and the low roof of a house behind her.

Rory says “what a waste of a perfectly good (and possibly scrumptious) butterfly!!”

Tyme Sefari Inc. Sefaris tu any yeer en the past. Yu naim the animall. Wee taek yu thair. Yu shoot itt

A cream colored cat with a greyish tan face sits on a wooden box with her mouth open and her eyes narrowed. She is wearing a black collar with a small brass bell. Her ears are hairy.

With four cats my house would sound like Deadwood

A gray cat with white chest and dainty little white slipper markings sits on a wooden file box. Her head is tipped to one side and her very short velvety fur stands out clearly. Behind her are an overstuffed bookshelf and a blurred gray chair. There is a red patterned carpet visible.

Pip says “is it really #Caturday? Everyone got up so early!!”

LJ was where I found the first online fan fiction I read (Antonia Forest!) but I was writing my own in spiral bound notebooks in the 80s at 15 after discovering that Jean Rhys had written Wide Sargasso Sea about Bertha Rochester in Jane Eyre & that it was okay to love someone else’s novels that much

A photo from above of a purple plastic spring, three ping pong balls, a pink and white ball with a bell inside, a blue and clear super ball with a picture of Spider-Man, and four felt balls

under the old oven lived many crumbs & a mysterious spill but also some of my chompled felt balls, Rory’s Spider-Man ball, Mopsa’s ping pongs & one of Pip’s springs were under there but they are all cobwebbly. We don’t know who the pink bell ball belonged to maybe the last tenant? #cats

the human says the landlord wasn’t sure how it would arrive because they have to take away the dead oven

A gray cat with white markings has her tongue out and up against her nose. She is facing the camera. A black cat wearing a red collar has her back to the camera. The two cats appear to be in conversation.

It’s new oven day!
it’s new oven day!
I hope there’s a box!
I hope there’s a box!
A box as big as Pemberley!
BOX BOXY BOXY BOXY BOX!!!
#catsofbluesky

at no point in my half a century and counting on this planet could I do this unless the tacos and beer were dollhouse sized like those tiny cooking videos where people make pancakes for gerbils the running is by far the least of my worries here

it was the first show I ever loved the way friends loved Star Trek etc. and it changed me which was not something I thought tv could do

A grey cat with white chest markings and white tipped paws sits up on a wooden cat tower with a standing lamp in front of her. She had her mouth open and her head back like she is singing an aria.

one of the night shift workers says he’ll clean it and that it’s “not as bad as last time” and the human made a face like this only not as dignified

O Farscape <3

A very close up face of a grayish tan cat standing on a wooden cat tower.

DERE DIERYE NONE1ONE MIKE ROW WAVD FESH 2TODEY BUTT SUME1ONE MAKKED OAKMEELE EN TEHE LEK TRICK KEDDLE TIHIS DAYE NAOW ET ESS ROOND (TEHE KEDDEL NOAT TEHE OAKMEELE WIHTCH WAZ JUS OAKMEELEY)

TAHAT ES ALLE TEHE NEEWSE TAHAT ES FITE 2TO PRENT

IME’AME MOPSA!!!!! #catsofbluesky

PEE ESS DOE CRIMS!!!

A calico cat wearing a tracker that looks a bit like a bow tie is sitting up on a high shelf basking in the warmth of a floor lamp.

Rory is eavesdropping and just said “hey neighboreeno I’m just a #cat but if I called my behavioral health providers office and the hold music was The Yellow Rose of Texas played by a vaguely sinister marching band I’d change providers”

A calico cat with a disgruntled countenance sits in a much too small for her box next to a couple of stacks of books. In the background are shelves double lined with books and more books.

The one human just eBay bid on a big lot of about 50 grubby, fragile 80 year old railway station style penguin #paperbacks and we are far past the limit on book space but they were worried someone would buy them for aesthetics instead of reading to stop themself. We #cats are excited for the box.

Fits of pique are the best fits

A cream colored cat with a grayish tan face and ears curls on a sand colored wool blanket. There is a white bandana near her with black camping print on it.

DERE DIERYE BISSHE SHODE MEE TEKSTS TEHEY HADE DERDTY WURDS EEN TEHM EVIN TEHE EFF WORDT (HA EETIS FUHCKE) HEWMINS SWARE BUTT TEAK TEHE PFOWN FERUM MEE FORE TIPE BUNDT POOE BALLES

IME’AM MOPSA!!! SWARE ANED EET CEHEEZE!!!!

PEE ESS WYE WUOLUD HEWMINS MIKE ROW WAV TUNE A FISSHE??? IME WANNT 2TO NOE

A black cat with white shirtfront markings and a red collar stares intently at something. She is lying on a blue hoodie.

many texts flying to and fro because (apparently) some “wet leg drain-humper in the call center” just “fucking long-ass microwaved tuna” and s2g I think the human is gonna pull the fire alarm #badhumans #goodcat #catsofbluesky

A black cat with white shirtfront markings and speckled paws lies on her back on a wooden cat tower. Her front paws are stretched up against a sisal wrapped post and her head and tail hang down from the shelf.

A gray cat with white markings and white-tipped paws embraces a sisal wrapped post. The image is slightly out of focus on her face.

A close up of a surprised but also witless looking fluffy and disheveled cat with cream colored fur and a tannish gray face.

The torso, front legs and chin of a calico cat sleeping up against a small plaster bust of Julius Caesar. Her face is hidden. It’s not a quality photo.

the humans are so tired cause the news its like having tertiary syphilis for President but happy Friday anyway #catsofbluesky

A calico cat lies on a wooden shelf of a cat tower with her head and front legs over the edge. She is reaching toward a gray cat with white chest markings and white paws who sits primly on a lower shelf.

A black cat with white shirtfront markings and black and white paws sits atop the same wooden cat tower as in the previous photo. She has one paw raised and sideways, claws out.

We are not fighting for the phone this day. Instead we are fighting over who gets the top shelf of the good cat tower until the loser gets bored and goes to drink from the drippy tap. Then we are fighting over the sink. This has been a news update but you can scroll on now. #catsofbluesky

A cream and tan scruffy cat photographed from above curls in some laundry on a futon and stares up at the camera with blue eyes. One of her eyes is slightly less blue than the other.

DERE DIERYE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA BISSHE MIPSPLELLED BRAKES HAHAHAHA WHUS STOOPUT NOWE????????

IME WILLE GEV YUOU AN HENT EET ES NOTTE MEE

EET ES TEHE CAT WETH TEHE HOWLEY SCOCKS AND STENGKY BUNDT!!!

IME’AM MOPSA DOE CRIMS

#catsofbluesky

A cream cat with a grayish tan paws, face, and tail sits on a sand colored wool blanket. Her face looks very pointy and she is staring at the person taking the picture in a very intent manner.

Mopsa is trying to mesmerize me for the phone again … ohhh Mops, the breaks on your brain work about as well as the hand break on a Big Wheel #catsofbluesky

The human is taking a break from #skyrim and playing (I ask you!) Final Fantasy 12 #catsofbluesky

I loved this book so much that when I finished it I put it right back into the TBR pile

I absolutely love it when a game has a “novice” or “easy” setting that actually IS easy.

This was 100% the way “hey yo it’s on y’all” and I was like “ohhh I wonder what it will be like I never saw a halftime before!”

A calico cat sits in a cat tower with her head tipped sideways. She has a chain of rainbow colored felt balls that she isn’t supposed to play with hooked on one claw.

Yeahhhhh so it’s February somehow

#cats