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@chriselmer

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fair, but the German Doner Kebab shop next door was rammo kablammo. The burger king was busy. The cinema opposite seemed to be doing good trade too. They seem oddly specific and rather underused.

19.02.2026 10:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ha. It's the lack of customers, not the owners (who I've never seen). I stayed in a Travelodge above one on Monday and there was nobody in there at any point on the few times I walked past.

19.02.2026 09:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Black walls, lurid pink neon lights, MDF benches all installed cheaply in a bland high street space. Plus a high likelihood the food is from Costco. They scream 'money laundering'. It's not going to be a pleasant experience.

19.02.2026 09:06 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

My exact thought when you said 'liquid dogshit' was .. but that one about the photo library was good wasn't it? I liked it. I'm sure I did.

19.02.2026 08:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also, "oh, he's pleased to see you" slipped in from the adult act?

14.02.2026 22:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Under my seat. Teléfono Bumhole? No I can't make it work.

14.02.2026 21:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@ofalafel.bsky.social we found it!

Cheers

14.02.2026 15:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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@marcusbrig.bsky.social this is almost word for word a very funny bit i saw you do more than once on racist neighbours. "They are going to rape your wife". "What, all of them?". Or something like that. It brought the house down with its obvious ludicrous daftness.

my god.

03.11.2025 22:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

sorry to chime in, i was just browing bluesky. I use Swinsian on desktop to organise my music (like olden days itunes, it's perfect for simple filing a massive collection) and then i run a little plex server on a raspi just for music and use plexamp for listening on the go.

19.09.2025 08:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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@vecchiojo.bsky.social new bike day :)

29.08.2025 16:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There is no ad-free single screen option. This is shit.

05.07.2025 14:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm really unimpressed with this.

05.07.2025 14:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Giro had a stream with ads, a stream without ads and multiscreen. The stream without ads has been removed for the tour.

05.07.2025 14:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@robhatch.bsky.social argh... So if I don't want adverts, I have to watch multiscreen. I don't want to watch multiscreen. This is rubbish. This is really stupid. Multiscreen gives me a headache.

05.07.2025 14:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@jonnylong.bsky.social last week. It was last week that I realised I was wearing the wrong jeans.

03.07.2025 22:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@nedboulting.bsky.social can you spot the latest addition to this shelf?

14.06.2025 08:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I suggest the Rutland and Melton Cicle Classic is a race that stands alongside Lincoln and possibly even above it. Well worth a visit next year.

05.06.2025 20:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@kit-nicholson.bsky.social re. WVA's knee in todays pod. I think he has keloids. My wife and son get this. Even a minor cut can heal pretty lumpy. I'm not sure the appearance matches the severity.

19.05.2025 20:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think Skeleton Crew deserves to be mentioned. A properly good family TV series.

21.04.2025 06:54 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It sits in esteemed company on my shelf.

04.04.2025 09:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Children by Robert Miles.

30.03.2025 00:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Elbows up, Canada.

22.03.2025 22:11 👍 52322 🔁 13352 💬 1479 📌 2282

@robhatch.bsky.social did you describe ganna as "bollocking" down the hill. Amazing. I love it.

22.03.2025 15:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I remember when tech was young. You had good lines about 1. People scrolling their phones look like they are wanking off a gerbil (I think about this alot) and 2. "You bought the phone, you didn't invent it". It was all much more innocent back then.

20.03.2025 22:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No worries, we are waiting for the paperback :)

19.03.2025 18:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My son would love to read Chris Hoy's memoir. He is 14 and has just read his kids' book. His verdict "he is a very positive person". If available, yes please.

19.03.2025 18:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(on a personal note it's quite striking how quickly I've gone from "generally a bit of a pinko on defence issues" to "and could I just do a monthly direct debit to BAE Systems, would that help")

28.02.2025 18:46 👍 1493 🔁 200 💬 64 📌 35
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A very clear response from London Fire Commissioner, Andy Rowe to a question at Fire Plenary last week from Emma Best AM about the impact of LTNs on fire brigade attendance times.

"We genuinely couldn't find any evidence of LTNs doing anything to our overall attendance times".

17.02.2025 15:53 👍 504 🔁 195 💬 14 📌 39

It would be a bt weird to go to this show (wherver it next lands) without a child so I suggest acquiring one if you do not have a ready supply at home. An hour of solid glorious laughter. And as you can see here, I was accusé by Luke and @marcellucont.bsky.social (of bogey rolling.... guilty!)

15.02.2025 21:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I only had a crappy phone camera and the light fittings were really high but you might like this photo of Richard III watching your gig today.

08.02.2025 22:55 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0