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Evidence, logic, and reason before partisanship. Also, puns and dirty jokes. You’ll never find the right answers if you don’t ask the right questions. Interests include: ⚖️⚾️🥁🍣🏀✡️🐟🪴

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Boggles the mind. And YF is criminally underrated. Wilder’s performance is inner circle all-time great.

07.03.2026 04:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Russia first - Lawyers, Guns & Money Russia is providing intelligence about American militray assets to Iran: Russia is providing Iran with targeting information to attack American forces in the Middle East, the first indication that ano...

The REAL Russiagate was Russia engaging in extensive and material ratufcking of the 2016 elections, and getting a phenomenally high return on its investment
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/03/russ...

07.03.2026 03:54 👍 54 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 1
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From the meirl community on Reddit: Meirl Explore this post and more from the meirl community

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07.03.2026 04:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s absolutely murdered a sex worker.

07.03.2026 02:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Doctor's office is two blocks from where my BFF grew up.

07.03.2026 00:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a hat is playing a clarinet with the words never had one lesson below him ALT: a man in a hat is playing a clarinet with the words never had one lesson below him
06.03.2026 22:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

His son's porn alert app just went off due to daddy's ass-licking of Trump.

06.03.2026 22:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Our New DHS Leader - Lawyers, Guns & Money Well, I guess he hasn’t shot any dogs, but Markwayne is a class act all the way. A former House Republican lawmaker alleged that Sen Markwayne Mullin put his finger in sleeping lawmakers’ noses – and took pictures of himself doing it. Ex Rep David Trott and his wife recounted to Politicothat during an August 2015 trip to Israel with […]

Our New DHS Leader

06.03.2026 21:57 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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Albuquerque’s Mayor Said Arrests Were “Not the Solution” to Homelessness. Yet Jail Bookings Have Skyrocketed. Under Tim Keller’s leadership, the city has increasingly criminalized conduct associated with homelessness, causing a growing number of people on the streets to be arrested and jailed.

The enforcement of laws against homeless people is costly.

Albuquerque’s Bernalillo County spends ~$169/night to jail inmates — and more if they have significant medical needs.

By comparison, the city’s year-round emergency shelter costs $44/night.

06.03.2026 22:00 👍 349 🔁 108 💬 12 📌 15

Trump has had so many disastrous failures in his life that nobody even mentions the USFL.

06.03.2026 21:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need a reporter to ask Mike Johnson what it's like to have no dignity or self-respect.

Or just tell him that Trump called him "the world's best ass kisser" or something like that, and watch as Johnson thanks his boss for the compliment.

06.03.2026 21:55 👍 592 🔁 84 💬 45 📌 3
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Trump demands unconditional surrender in what is not a war, legally speaking - Lawyers, Guns & Money A friend remarks that if you can demand unconditional surrender in what isn’t a war, you have achieved Buddha nature: “MIDDLE EASTMarch 6, 2026 3:53 AM UTCAfter a week of war, Trump demands Iran’s ‘un...

The polity decided to put Donnie from Queens — the loud-mouthed moron at the end of the bar, who thinks we should just nuke the ragheads, and also the Jets should trade a fourth-round draft pick for Josh Allen — in the Oval Office, and this is the result
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/03/trum...

06.03.2026 20:10 👍 37 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

This is what they said about tariffs, too. We must all be willing to endure some short term pain so our dumbass president can implement the policies that will ensure long term pain.

06.03.2026 20:11 👍 842 🔁 170 💬 20 📌 6
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Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel A former House Republican claims that in 2015, Markwayne Mullin – then a congressman – took photos of himself putting his finger up the noses of...

I am demanding that the Democrats invite Mullin’s accusers to testify about this weirdo behavior in painstaking detail.

I want charts. Expert witnesses. Reenactments.

via @samthielman.com

www.mediaite.com/politics/mar...

06.03.2026 20:26 👍 394 🔁 69 💬 34 📌 15

This.

06.03.2026 20:42 👍 188 🔁 35 💬 7 📌 0
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Peace, prosperity, these are the demons you must slay if you wish to own the libs - Lawyers, Guns & Money Another round of congratulations to the voters who were upset about inflation in an otherwise robust economy and so decided to put Donnie Stagflation in the White House: The Federal Reserve’s biggest ...

Another round of congratulations to the voters who were upset about inflation in an otherwise robust economy and so decided to put Donnie Stagflation in the White House:
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/03/peac...

06.03.2026 21:34 👍 57 🔁 13 💬 4 📌 1

Nothing good will ever follow the words "Evangelical Podcaster Bro".

06.03.2026 19:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I HAVE FIVE BASIC, OBVIOUS DEMANDS TO RESTORE THE INTEGRITY OF ELECTIONS. BUT I CAN ONLY REMEMBER THREE OF THEM. AND TWO ARE ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

06.03.2026 18:58 👍 774 🔁 170 💬 13 📌 5

My bet is they don’t actually believe this crap, it’s just something they say for hype purposes because it makes for a clickbaity headline. Still, “maybe we’ve enslaved a conscious mind which is suffering” is a pretty weird flex.

06.03.2026 17:42 👍 187 🔁 19 💬 9 📌 0

Also, like Roy Moore, a candidate who's going to drop like an anvil as soon as the opposition party unleashes their attacks

06.03.2026 18:35 👍 49 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Right. A mad king issuing orders to the world and expecting compliance or else is a true innovation.

06.03.2026 18:40 👍 71 🔁 19 💬 5 📌 0

That’s the last rave I went to.

06.03.2026 18:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why would you do this to me

06.03.2026 18:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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New York Attorney General is Investigating Columbia for Allowing Predatory Doctor to See Patients Despite Warnings In 2023, ProPublica revealed that Columbia University had ignored women who accused OB-GYN Robert Hadden of sexual assault, enabling the doctor's abuse for decades. Survivors say they hope school offi...

NEW: In 2023, ProPublica revealed that Columbia University had ignored women who accused OB-GYN Robert Hadden of sexual assault, enabling the doctor's abuse for decades.

Survivors say they hope school officials will now be held accountable.

06.03.2026 18:12 👍 554 🔁 215 💬 16 📌 14

I’m not sure how much more evidence people need that simply being on Twitter and floating around in a tank full of Nazi sewage is causing a noticeable uptick in people who did not use to say Nazi shit out loud saying Nazi shit out loud.

06.03.2026 18:25 👍 164 🔁 31 💬 7 📌 0
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06.03.2026 18:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So glad we elected the good economy guy. And the peace guy. This is going great!

06.03.2026 14:58 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Now I’m picturing that moron’s neck. Skin cream my a$$. He’s dying, isn’t he?

06.03.2026 14:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My advice to the Administration: With the U.S. uncomfortably close to a recession -- and already in a jobs recession -- don't do anything rash that could make things worse.

06.03.2026 14:51 👍 1205 🔁 368 💬 127 📌 42

Mookie Betts may have saved hundreds of thousands of lives. Mine included.

06.03.2026 14:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0