John Condit

holy shit

simply put the paint on the models

you will not regret simply putting the paint on the models

This post is the sign you’ve been waiting for to get into painting miniatures in 2026. Don’t worry about your skill level, or learning the lore, or having to play the game after - I promise you, you will thoroughly love the journey of simply painting a mini. It’s also so therapeutic. Do it :)

“pliers stuck too” is gonna haunt me lmao. iykyk

Counterpoint: shut the fuck up

20 hours and 27k likes, pathetic. There is no audience for this shit, none at all. Bots, non-US-based fascists pretending to be trump voters in Pennsylvania, junior high boys who think it triggers the libs.

Nobody likes these people and they’re going to lose, merry Christmas.

Old Post: Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There goes Mr Bitch!

tis the season

when I scoop to your burn deck on turn 3 it is because your aesthetics bore me. when you scoop to my blue deck on turn 4 because I've milled you for half your deck you are a poor sport

finally, magic is real again

A call log showing 8 scam likely calls. Range of 6-15/day

I am prepared to vote for anybody who will stop this

anyone who wants to build a durable coalition that would win in a landslide just needs to promise that they will arrest, convict, and tar and feather every person responsible for these fucking "you may remember applying for a loan with us" robo calls clogging up all our voice mails holy shit

post from warhammer-community.com that reads "Commanders of distinction. The Grand Narrative is all about telling a great story among a phenomenal community of Warhammer players, but even so, we love to recognise the efforts of a few exemplary attendees every year. They are, in no particular order: - The Protagonist: Aaron Fess - The Antagonist: Garrett Severson"

can i get a "hell yeah" www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...

A dog with an underwater wearing a Chicago Blackhawks jersey

No jumper here, but he's got a pretty good sweater

literally this is what you will be told by people in my industry with the authority to fine you hundreds of thousands of dollars if you use ai

Go ChiSox. Boo BoSox.

it is legitimately incredible to me that people continue to get inquiries from the new yorker and go "yes, of course, *I* will be the person who finally comes out of a chotiner interview not looking like a complete asshole"

you kids wanna see a dead body

unironically i would buy that card within seconds and i don't even play that game anymore

"There is no evidence that the investigation was retaliatory. "

*lists evidence that it was retaliatory*

what are we even doing here

i need politicians to be as mad at housing prices as they are about cracker barrel's new logo

you know who could be considered, in some ways, an "andrew tate of the left"? your fucking therapist

people who say "i'll never vote for party A unless they give me X, Y and Z" understand and are participating in democracy. anyone who is like "i will vote for party A under any circumstances no matter what" may as well have a king

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

i think you mean "it damn's"

obviously You Do Not Gotta Hand It To Him, but neither do you have to egg him on into following through on any of his bullshit

you know, maybe it's just me, but when a wannabe fascist balks at implementing his fascist policies, my first instinct would not be to call him a chicken

*a young 75, cancer notwithstanding

Biden was our Chernenko and these are our Aging Kremlin Hardliners

somewhere, adrian vermeule woke up in a cold sweat screaming "No! Not like *that*!"